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Pinky's Been Reading Hamlet Lately

Pinky's Prerogative

Like God in the old testament, Pinky reserves the right to change his mind. Several hundred blog entries ago, Pinky set forth his treatise on only looking at the bottom 6 inches of any painting. He stands by this philosophy unless there is meat in the painting (or an image of the Pinkster himself).

Dinnertime at Pinky's

Pinky is Practicing to Help the Police

The Bardwell CSI unit has come to Pinky to help solve a crime. Pinky has so far been able to pull this image from his mind. With practice he hopes to have the image in focus and the crime solved before the labor day weekend is over. Check back regularly to see Pinky's progress.

Pinky Diablo: Mind Reader Extradordinaire

Pinky as Pancake

Today Pinky had a hard time waking up. In his half-sleeping state he imagined he was a pancake. No bones--just soft, hot, and flat. He imagined he was the batter spreading out into the sizzling pan. He felt good and wholesome on the plate until other pancakes were put on top of him. He tried to feel like he was the entire stack of cakes, but that didn't fly. He was definitely the bottom pancake on the pile choking under the weight of the others--sticky from the butter put between him and the pancake above. Pinky realized his lifelong conception that pancakes must like to be together was flawed.

Inside the Mind of Pinky

One of Pinky's Favorite Philosophies

"From the combination of two seemingly unrelated objects often comes the most important discoveries"
--Susan Armstrong-Buck

See Pinky in the Flesh

Thursday, May 22, is a rare opportunity to see Pinky D in the flesh. From 5:30-9:30 PM at Gray Matters Gallery, 113 N. Haskell Ave in Dallas, TX, Pinky and Miss Love will be hosting a gala art exhibition benefiting Pinky's zoo keeper association and rhino conservation. Required donation of $5. Free beer while it lasts. Animal fabric art by the Tom and Judy Show. Watercolors galore by Pinky himself, and photos by Ken Craft of Pinky as Darwin. (Hey you GilmerMetcalves, this sounds like a roadtrip! Bring the band and a bag of kazoos and serenade the zoo keepers of America.)

Pinky Repeatedly Dreams He is the One-Armed Zoo Keeper

The Mind of Pinky

If you take out the giraffes, the branches, the birds, trees, and telephone poles and wire (and maybe the clouds), you would have a pretty good idea of the mind of Pinky Diablo 99% of the time.

Pinky's is an Awesome Responsibility

Pinky Punishes Himself

You don't want to know why Pinky washed his own mouth out with soap.

Pinky Often Suffers from Insomnia

Job Opportunities

Diablo Inc. is searching for 40 Pinky lookalikes to head parade teams in all parts of the country. Two additional positions are available in Guam as well.

The Truth is Stranger than Fiction

Pinky has turned over Diablo Inc. to a holding company (against the advice of the board of directors and Miss Love) and is taking a leave of absence to bring his Word to the animals at the local zoo. He starts work next week. Starting Oct. 22 he will be at the front of the zoo guarding a sacred cow for a month--come by and say hello.

Tiny Jesus Sniffs Pinky's Palm

Try Pinky's New Driving Game

Replace the name PINKY DIABLO for any brand name you see on a passing billboard. They all work! Examples:

Pinky Diablo! Berry Fresh!
Pinky Diablo: The Only Thing I Worry About is Running Out
Pinky Diablo: Unlimited Minutes!
Pinky Diablo: If You Can't Find Him, You're in a Foreign Country
Pinky Diablo: It's One Sweet Ride
Pinky Diablo: Dissolves Fat, No Surgery, No Sweating, No Kidding

It Takes Practice