The Ear with Which God Hears Your Prayers

Selfish and ridiculous prayers are exuded back out of the ear in the form of a thick. pink ooze that falls to earth and causes much unhappiness.

Last Night Pinky Dreamed He was Touched by the Left Hand of God

The 682nd Eye of God

The Birth of Pinky Diablo (Painted by Botticelli)

Pinky's Big Dirty Bald Head

When God Doesn't Want to See, She Just Closes Her Eyes

The Eye of God

How Did Nadine Get into Pinky's Zoo Dreams

Damn You, Nadine!

99% True (and only 10 Hours Old)

A few hours after Pinky left for the zoo today (5:45 AM) Miss Love awoke to see this apparition at the front door (The color is only slightly enhanced to heightened the effect--thus the 1% lie). The errant goat does not belong to anyone nearby, and Miss Love was able to lead it (Unicorn and Virgin style) into the barn where it awaits its fate. Pinky is sure this is part of God's plan for him. He can't wait to see what it has turned into in the morning!

Pinky Often Struggles with Looking Normal in Public

The Right Eye of God