Pinky's Secret Hamlet Club

Although Pinky hates Shakespeare (always has, always will), he attends a monthly underground hit and run Shakespeare festival. This month is Hamlet, and it is to be performed under one of DFW's high-five overpasses by stealth of night and eye of newt. Pinky has created projections with which to delight and confuse passing motorists. Nadine and Pinky have watched 72 hours of horrid Hamlet movies this month in preparation. Pinky hopes Nadine can get a vacation day at the Bardwell Burger Barn.

Diablo Inc. is in Financial Trouble

Pinky has fired all his offshore feline call center cats and contracted with Blackwater to supply orphans to answer phones. They sound more cheerful than they look.

Come Hear Pinky Tonight!

Diablo Inc. Reaches Important Milestone

Today marks the third anniversary of ladies everywhere being able to access Pinky Diablo 24/7 on this blog. (Diablo Inc. is aware that there are one or two male visitors to this site, but they are definitely girly)

Pinky is Up to Something Big. Real Big.

SIgn on Truck

Pinky read this sign on a semi yesterday:
THIS COMPANY WAS FOUNDED ON THE VISION OF A BLIND MAN.
Pinky thought, "That ain't no big deal--Diablo Inc. was founded on the blindness of a visionary."

Diablo Inc. is Developing New Species on a Daily Basis

Join Diablo Inc.'s Vacation Bible School and Surgery Clinic Today!

You'll need that knee replacement from so much prayin'.

Inside the Drawer Next to Pinky's Armchair

Pinky keeps all his cartoons that have been rejected by the New Yorker here. (Along with a few rose petals with handprints of the devil on them. You can purchase one by calling Diablo Inc.'s offshore feline call center.)

Pinky Diablo: Venture Capitalist

Pinky is bankrolling Miss Love and Nadine's new business.

Most Things Look Better if You Put Them in a Circle

Pinky has Gone Through 63 Board of Director Presidents This Week

Odd Prayer Request

Pinky is calling on his flock for help. He has interviewed at the local zoo for an Animal Keeper position. He is confident the interview went well (considering the ridiculous Crocodile Hunter get-up he was wearing), but a little mojo from his friends wouldn’t hurt. Please follow these directions and return your mojo sentence to Pinky. Extra Pinky Heaven Points if you send this to your group of friends and have them send Pinky their zoo keeper prayer.

Pinky __________s ______________.
(blank #1 should have a verb that is about caring for animals)
(blank #2 should have a type of animal you can imagine Pinky handling)
Appropriate adverbs and adjectives are welcome.

Examples:
Pinky hugs the naked mole rats.
Pinky gives solace to a dwarf mongoose.
Pinky carefully combs the hissing Madagascar coachroach.

(Beware: Pinky will send you to Hell if you get too out of hand with your verbs. After all, this is to develop an aura of positive ions around the zoo hiring committee—not a stink of perverseness.)

Thanks in advance,
Senior Vice-President in Charge of Keeping Pinky Off the Street
Diablo Inc.

Another Diablo Inc. TV Success in Japan

Robo-Koi