Garlic Powder Cowboy

What Pinky Cooked for Christmas Dinner

Pinky Loves Movies

Pinky often finds old movie posters and inserts his name in the starring role. Then he makes his friends watch the movie while constantly nagging, "Aren't I great in this one?! Huh? Whatdya think?

Pinky Needs Meat

Pinky Diablo and Nadine called a rare truce and went to the Impressionist show at the Kimbell Museum today. Pinky hadn't told Nadine about his ban against looking at paintings without meat in them until they paid for their tickets. Nadine led Pinky throught the show with his eyes closed until they came upon this masterpiece by Gustave Caillebotte. It turns out that Caillebotte is Pinky's new hero--he painted several butcher shop images and some great plucked chickens. Fuck Manet!

Pinky Heals the Hurting (Humans and Animals Alike)

Just put your chicken wing to the screen and proclaim loudly, "Out, Demons!"

Pinky's Hairless Dog, Sharky, Admires Pinky's Fleshless Chicken, HoJo

Most Things Look Better if You Put Them in a Circle

Similiarity #23 Between Pinky and a Zebu

They both pee in the bathtub.

Yes, Pinky Can Create an Entry Without a Picture of an Animal

Scooter in Purdah

Pinky and Miss Love Made Hearing Aid Shaped Candy Together

Let Me Count the Ways (This is Rhetorical and/or Literary--You know Pinky Rarely Uses the First Person)

This contains so many things that Pinky loves:
1. Pinky loves looking at old photos
2. Pinky loves old photos with handwriting on them
3. Pinky has had a long standing fascination with Dazzle camouflage from WWI
4. The word "leviathan" scares the pants off him!
5. You are just plain ignorant if you do not love the shape of that second "S" in H.S.S.