More Dinnertime Details at the Diablo Home

After Pinky eats his macaroni and cheese (while his dog Sharky looks on), Miss Love massages his stomach.

Sisters: Want and Ignorance

Diablo Inc. Reaches Important Milestone

Today marks the third anniversary of ladies everywhere being able to access Pinky Diablo 24/7 on this blog. (Diablo Inc. is aware that there are one or two male visitors to this site, but they are definitely girly)

Diablo Inc. Saves World Economic Crisis!

In these troubled times, people need comfort food. It is with this goal in mind that Diablo Inc. has hired Earline Saint-Marie to be the face of its new food division. Miss Saint-Marie will be traveling the world promoting Diablo Inc.'s new 50 gallon barrel of Pinky D's Sun Cured Deviled Egg Filling (in fact, it is the only product currently available in Diablo Inc.'s Saving the World One Deviled Egg at a Time food division). Miss Saint-Marie will be showing up in your town soon with a troupe of dyed poodles performing tricks on, in, and around 50 gallon barrels of the delicious product. Get in line to taste a spoonful, and you'll want to roll home at least 2 barrels of your own!

Neiman-Marcus Sadness

Pinky and his employer, J. Brightenbetter, went to Neiman's for their company Christmas party to see the decorations. Downstairs in the shoe department was a display where shoppers could write a wish and put it in a giant plexiglass box. (Neiman's was going to do something cuddly with all the wishes.) Pinky looked carefully in the clear box and was able to read one of the wishes. The handwriting was definitely aristocratic and female. It read: I wish I didn't have a black moustache.

Pinky Diablo: Venture Capitalist

Pinky is bankrolling Miss Love and Nadine's new business.

Pinky has Hired a Personal Nurse to Follow Him Around at His New Job as Zookeeper

Pinky Diablo and His All Girl Band Entertain the Troops

Miss Love, J. Brightenbetter, Nadine, Sugar, Granny D, and a few other hot chicks serenade Pinky's charges at the zoo. Pinky just stands there and looks pretty while swinging a big stick.

When Pinky Pulls into Town, Ladies Take Notice

(Ladies and Pinky are portrayed here by paid actors. Actual event may be less eventful.)

Self-Portaiture in the Mid-Century

Zillah Laney, Uncle Poot's next door neighbor, came home from the chicken factory every night and stood against the wallpaper and tried to disappear. After three years of doing this, Zillah was sure she could, in fact , blend into the patterned paper. In 1959, Zillah Laney purchased a Pentax camera with a time delay and started taking a photo every 30 minutes. By 1972 she had amassed 54,973 photographs of herself standing against her bedroom wall.

Pinky Often Acts Out History and Literature

Here's Pinky (as Ophelia) and a little friend in a drainage ditch near Lake Bardwell. This summer has been so wet there are thousands of frogs all over the roads late at night.

Diablo Family Secrets

This photo was found in a book owned by Pinky's late Uncle Poot. The Diablo Clan had a secret family meeting and decided to state publicly that Rudolph "Poot" Diablo had a sausage fetish. It has never been spoken of since.

Pinky Cannot Tell a Lie

This way, when Miss Love asks Pinky if he has ever worn ladies' underwear, he can honestly answer, "NO!"

Poor Nadine: Always the Bridesmaid, Never the Bride

If You Don't Know About Isabella Blow, You Owe It to Yourself to Google Her

"I'm having space made in my coffin for a pheasant hat," the fashion guru once said. "I love the idea of the feathers dying with me slowly."

Pinky Collects Mermaids' Tails

Miss Love at the Pussy Contest

Pinky Knows Everyone

These two sisters are featured on today's Dallas Morning News online homepage. Pinky and Miss Love regularly see these ladies at the local thrift store where Miss Love buys her jewelry and clothing. For a delightful video interview click HERE (or on the picture.