A Photo from Pinky's Bathroom

Pinky Diablo: Wallpaperer to the Stars

Pinky papered this lovely floral pattern for a private client. It took him days to line up just this one little area.

Pinky Had to Visit the Urologist

Diablo Inc. decided to release this photograph before it shows up on Entertainment Tonight. Pinky's already feeling better after minor surgery.

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An Excerpt from Pinky's Short Story "Baby Nubbums" (Based on Someone You Know if You are a Regular Reader of Pinky's Blog.)

Baby Nubbums was famous for miles around. Folks wanted to see the toddler that climbed Earlynn Love’s TV tower. For nearly four years Baby Nubbums sat in the muddy indentation next to the screen door of the family trailer home gathering energy for the Great Climb. Before the Great Climb folks saw only a slowly growing pale lump of a child in an overflowing, tight-fitting diaper. After the Great Climb they saw a diaper full of CELEBRITY. Only Baby Nubbums’ father was not impressed with his toddler’s Rite of Passage. “Get out of the way, you big lump,” he shouted, stepping over the mud hole carrying a 12-pack and a week-end’s supply of snack crackers. Baby Nubbums’ mud hole was moist even though there hadn’t been a drop of rain all August. Talk was all around town, from the post office to the Dairy Queen: how could such a pasty, slippery slug-a-bug who had never been seen crawling, much less walking, manage to climb the tallest tower in the Tri-Counties?

Pinky is Up to Something Big. Real Big.

Pinky Prays for Dead Birds

Or It's Because Pinky Forgot to Bathe Again

Pinky D is T.I.R.E.D.

He has stayed awake for days on end trying to photograph his elusive house. He finally captured this image in his bathroom. What is not immediately recognizable is the watermelon yarmulke on top of the bell jar. Nadine brought this back for Pinky from some trip she took trying to broker a deal between Chinese undergarment manufacturers and some New Jersey mob boss.

Pinky Punishes Himself

You don't want to know why Pinky washed his own mouth out with soap.

Don't!

Slander!

Similiarity #23 Between Pinky and a Zebu

They both pee in the bathtub.

How Does Pinky Start His Day

Coffee and NPR.

Pinky's Latest Dinner with Nadine Ended in Disaster

The View from Inside Pinky's Bathtub Drain on Bath Day

Pinky Tries to Tear Through a Couple of Pages of the Good Book Every Night

Pinky has Tiny Tour Guides in His Intestines

Pinky's Intestinal Flora Could WIn Any Flower Show

Diablo Inc. Now Offers Custom Architectural Services

Here is the world's first public restroom only for forest creatures. Predators to the left. Prey to the right. Pinky designed and built this with a $32 grant from the National Forest Service and a 19 cent donation from Green Peace.