Hippity-Hoppity, Easter's on its Way!

A Nadine Valentine

Pinky has been finding Nadine's belongings at the local thrift store. Is Nadine downsizing? Is she disposing of her things to begin a spiritual quest?

Pinky's Pond

Pinky spends hours a day up to his nostrils in his stock pond trying to lure turtles onto his bald head. He has his reasons.

More of Pinky's Handiwork

Lamb of God, my ass!

Unbeknownst to Nadine, Forest Creatures were Playing Hamlet in her Backyard

Pinky's Scientific Study

At the risk of upsetting both Monet's ghost and lovers of overly sweetened paintings, Pinky is plugging ahead with his hypothesis that Monet's paintings are better with a warthog.

Monet's Worst Creation Becomes Pinky's Finest!

It's amazing what a little warthog can do for a bad work of art. Try it! (P.S. While all of Pinky's blog pics are taken by Pinky himself, this series is really his.)

Pinky's Dirty Little Secret

Finally, Pinky has settled with the zoo, and he can now talk about why he left. However, Pinky plans on keeping quiet to protect the bear's feelings.

A Forest Nightmare

From God's Mouth to Pinky's Ears

Horrifying Investor News from the Forest

Pinky was horrified today as he drove to various appointments today. On Wednesdays he puts a lot of miles on his old clunker. Today he started worrying after the fourth dead raccoon. Usually he only sees one or two on his route, but by late afternoon he had counted over 21 dead raccoons on the side of the road. He is sure they are investors who have lost big on Wall Street this week and have flung themselves in front of oncoming traffic.

Another Pinky Zoo Nightmare

Pinky has a Repressed Memory of a Monkey in a Canoe

Pinky's Drive Through Possum Sanctuary is Gaining Momentum

Here is a proposed display of a hillbilly mountain house w/ porchful of possums. (Possums were rented for this photo shoot.) Coming next is Grey Gardens attic full of possums with Big Edie animatronic figure.

One of Pinky's Favorite Philosophies

"From the combination of two seemingly unrelated objects often comes the most important discoveries"
--Susan Armstrong-Buck

Pinky Can Hear the Animals Talking

Which is one of the reasons he decided to leave the zoo.

How Did Nadine Get into Pinky's Zoo Dreams

Damn You, Nadine!

Pinky Wishes He Had Been a Zoo Keeper 75 Years Ago

Lonely Giraffe

Perverts