Showing posts with label protein in a can. Show all posts
Showing posts with label protein in a can. Show all posts

August 4, 2008

Pinky Had to Visit the Urologist

Diablo Inc. decided to release this photograph before it shows up on Entertainment Tonight. Pinky's already feeling better after minor surgery.

March 19, 2008

Diablo Inc. Saves World Economic Crisis!


In these troubled times, people need comfort food. It is with this goal in mind that Diablo Inc. has hired Earline Saint-Marie to be the face of its new food division. Miss Saint-Marie will be traveling the world promoting Diablo Inc.'s new 50 gallon barrel of Pinky D's Sun Cured Deviled Egg Filling (in fact, it is the only product currently available in Diablo Inc.'s Saving the World One Deviled Egg at a Time food division). Miss Saint-Marie will be showing up in your town soon with a troupe of dyed poodles performing tricks on, in, and around 50 gallon barrels of the delicious product. Get in line to taste a spoonful, and you'll want to roll home at least 2 barrels of your own!

August 19, 2007

Pinky and Nadine's Relationship Takes a Strange Turn


Nadine has moved in to the rent house next door to Pinky and Miss Love. She has offered to cook dinner for them every night. Pinky says, "Oh, No!" His stomach says, "Yes, Please!"

August 14, 2007

Diablo Family Secrets

This photo was found in a book owned by Pinky's late Uncle Poot. The Diablo Clan had a secret family meeting and decided to state publicly that Rudolph "Poot" Diablo had a sausage fetish. It has never been spoken of since.

April 14, 2007

Try Diablo Inc.'s Canned Heat

Eats like chicken. Smells like heaven. Makes you ready for love.