
You should see the gravy she makes to go with this.
Pinky Diablo is a Dallas area based preacher, retired zoo keeper, and trouble-maker for hire. Pinky has just left the zoo and will be making his mark in other ways around the metroplex.
A few hours after Pinky left for the zoo today (5:45 AM) Miss Love awoke to see this apparition at the front door (The color is only slightly enhanced to heightened the effect--thus the 1% lie). The errant goat does not belong to anyone nearby, and Miss Love was able to lead it (Unicorn and Virgin style) into the barn where it awaits its fate. Pinky is sure this is part of God's plan for him. He can't wait to see what it has turned into in the morning!
Miss Love has been mad at Pinky since the State Fair. She borrowed a horse suit for him to wear, and after the fair it was n'er to be found. Then Miss Love discovered Pinky in his storage trailer out back goofing around in it. (Well, that's partly true. --AND there was no fairy godmother to intervene on Pinky's behalf.)