Sad Little Note

Last Night Pinky Dreamed he Flew to Africa to Save the Savanna Creatures

It was a happy dream until he landed.

Buddhist Simplicity

Pinky has always been surrounded by simple things. The week after he was born, he was carried home by Granny D in this unpretentious carriage covered in pink carnations and gladioli. Every year since, to honor the birth of modest little Pinky D, Granny D has been pulled through the streets on this humble float to commemorate that oh-so-joyous day of Pinky's birth. (She still has his dried umbilical cord in a jar by her bedside--it looks like a vanilla bean.)

Pinky's New Zip Code

Pinky's Dream

Pinky dreamed that he took a bear to school. The bear stopped to look at a pile of sand along the way. It cried for all the campers it had mauled.

Evolution Miracle

Darwin's face appears on filthy mattress in Dallas alley. Pinky charges 50 cents to lay your hands on it, then $5 to use his antibacterial hand sanitizer.

"Oh When the Saints Go Marching In" OR "Pinky Rids Ennis of Rats"

Try Pinky's New Driving Game

Replace the name PINKY DIABLO for any brand name you see on a passing billboard. They all work! Examples:

Pinky Diablo! Berry Fresh!
Pinky Diablo: The Only Thing I Worry About is Running Out
Pinky Diablo: Unlimited Minutes!
Pinky Diablo: If You Can't Find Him, You're in a Foreign Country
Pinky Diablo: It's One Sweet Ride
Pinky Diablo: Dissolves Fat, No Surgery, No Sweating, No Kidding

Pinky Dreamed He Won the Triple Crown

Pinky's a Big Proponent of Reparation Driving

The Backgrounds in Pinky's Dreams are FABULOUS

That Horrible Joyful Day

Granny D birthed Pinky right on the front lawn. Here one of the neighbor ladies describes Pinky's head as it started to crown. The ice cream man gave everybody free popsicles. All the neighbor kids had nightmares for years.

A Tiny Pink Smoke Bomb

Nadine Made All Her Own Friends

Pinky's Patron is an Urban Terrorist Artist

Pinky's patron, J. Brightenbetter, has rigged her Cadillac to squirt paint from the under-carriage at the touch of a button. Miss Better drives around and colors the streets of her beloved city. Sometimes she lets Pinky ride shotgun and man the controls.