Pinky Made Deviled Eggs Today

Pinky Makes Better Deviled Eggs than She

Pinky D Brand Sun Cured Deviled Egg Filling

9 Out of 10 Ladies Eat Pinky D Brand Deviled Egg Filling by the Spoonful

What Face Do Ladies Make When Pinky Enters the Room?

Pinky is New Choir Director of First Abyssinian Avian Choir

Pinky Went to See a Man About a Chicken

He didn't expect someone to paint a mural about it.

Pinky Can Hear the Animals Talking

Which is one of the reasons he decided to leave the zoo.

Pinky is Leaving the Zoo

Zoo officials have entered into a contractual arrangement with Pinky for neither party to release the details of Pinky's resignation (Take it from Pinky, it would make both the seals and the zoo officials look bad--not Pinky!) Pinky has agreed to this, not for his sake but for the future employment opportunities of the seals. Now that Pinky is no longer working at the zoo, he is available as your personal sage. Please call the Diablo Inc. offshore feline call center to inquire further. (For $100 plus travel and a nice lunch, Pinky will come to your home and paint skeleton or animal watercolors all day--These typically retail from $22-$48, and Pinky can easily create 25-50 in a day--you do the math. Perfect for Hallmark shop franchise owners, sex shop boutiques, or ordinary folks trying to get their Xmas shopping done in one fell swoop!)

#39: Safety Deposit Boxes Make Great Egg Repositories

What Happens at the Zoo When Pinky Eats Hard-Boiled Eggs for Lunch

Diablo Inc. Saves World Economic Crisis!

In these troubled times, people need comfort food. It is with this goal in mind that Diablo Inc. has hired Earline Saint-Marie to be the face of its new food division. Miss Saint-Marie will be traveling the world promoting Diablo Inc.'s new 50 gallon barrel of Pinky D's Sun Cured Deviled Egg Filling (in fact, it is the only product currently available in Diablo Inc.'s Saving the World One Deviled Egg at a Time food division). Miss Saint-Marie will be showing up in your town soon with a troupe of dyed poodles performing tricks on, in, and around 50 gallon barrels of the delicious product. Get in line to taste a spoonful, and you'll want to roll home at least 2 barrels of your own!

What do Pinky D and Paul Newman have in Common?

Pinky's Aphorism of the Day

You can't fry eggs on a cold griddle.

Dealings with the Devil

Pinky would sell his soul to the devil in the flick of an okapi's tail if he could paint dead birds like Jean-Baptiste Oudry. (Fans know of Pinky's passing interest in painting potatoes, but Pinky thinks he could master them without satanic intervention). But Oudry paints dead animals like an angel.

Nothing Like a Thirsty, Fat, Tired, Japanese Speaker with Bad Breath

Pinky has Proof that Death Can't Draw Very Well

Plastic Eggs Filled with Threats

Pinky has never been able to say things face to face. Thank God for plastic eggs.