Pinky's Teddy Bear Cam has been Catching Nadine Fondling His Chicken

Here's a Piece of Pinky He Didn't Know Still Existed

Fashion Advice for the Nemesis

Pinky (left) shown giving his nemesis Nadine (right) some tips on how to dress for success. Nadine has lost her job at the Bardwell Burger Barn. She has several interviews lined up. ( If you are a new reader, you may wonder why Pinky would help his nemesis. But for those of you who know Pinky, you know that's just the kind of guy he is.)

Pinky's Art is Every Librarian's Nightmare

Try Diablo Inc's New Recipe: Chicken Abu Ghraib

Pinky has done Prostituted Hisself

Today Pinky was hired to paint all day for a client who has a dead bird fetish. Here is the chicken he painted in the morning (wearing only his underwear and cowboy hat). She preferred dead parakeets and pigeons. By the afternoon Pinky had geared up the dead bird painting to paint the sweetest little dead parakeet in a little red dunce cap. It almost made him cry.

Pinky Went to See a Man About a Chicken

He didn't expect someone to paint a mural about it.

GilmerMetcalves Throw Down

The song title is: Chicken Contemplating Her Own Mortality. What is the first verse? (Pinky supposes other musicians and lyricists than the GilmerMetcalves may participate--but only if they take this seriously. If not, they will be banned from PinkyNation.)

There are Statues of Pinky All Over the World

Poor Pinky

Pinky promises the next time he sells a work of art, he'll buy another color besides red and cerulean blue.

Why Can't We All Just Get Along?

Pre Fetus Pinky

Granny D remembers when Pinky was just a gleam in Pableau X's eye.

Pinky's Watercolors Can Sometimes be Sweet

If you consider standing knee-deep in a sea of blood sweet.

Guess Who Tastes Like Chicken?

Worse than the Elliot Spitzer Scandal

Pinky found this archived photo in the county sheriff's office showing Nadine's birth mother, Madeleine Spoonacre, who kept an illicit chicken house for wealthy poultry lovers. She gave up all of her 12 children to the county child welfare office. Nadine had no knowledge about the identity of her mother, the existence of 11 siblings, or the perversions these 172 chickens were subjected to at the hands of the county's high and mighty.

The Right Eye of God

Origami for Losers

Pinky's Aphorism of the Day

You can't fry eggs on a cold griddle.

Enjoy Pinky's New Series of Close-Ups of Himself. (#1)