Pinky Often Notices the Lovely Way Furniture Casts Its Shadow

Pinky Had to Visit the Urologist

Diablo Inc. decided to release this photograph before it shows up on Entertainment Tonight. Pinky's already feeling better after minor surgery.

Holy Horseapples!

A Match Destined for Heaven

Uncle Poot always fantasized about a woman with a tiny hat. Aunt Tizby hated to have her face shaded by her head toppers. They lived a simple happy life often eating fried baloney. Aunt Tizby never left the house without one of her diminutive hats perched atop her friendly visage.

Diablo Inc. Saves World Economic Crisis!

In these troubled times, people need comfort food. It is with this goal in mind that Diablo Inc. has hired Earline Saint-Marie to be the face of its new food division. Miss Saint-Marie will be traveling the world promoting Diablo Inc.'s new 50 gallon barrel of Pinky D's Sun Cured Deviled Egg Filling (in fact, it is the only product currently available in Diablo Inc.'s Saving the World One Deviled Egg at a Time food division). Miss Saint-Marie will be showing up in your town soon with a troupe of dyed poodles performing tricks on, in, and around 50 gallon barrels of the delicious product. Get in line to taste a spoonful, and you'll want to roll home at least 2 barrels of your own!

Jesus is a Masterful Scrapbooker

True Story

Miss Love has been mad at Pinky since the State Fair. She borrowed a horse suit for him to wear, and after the fair it was n'er to be found. Then Miss Love discovered Pinky in his storage trailer out back goofing around in it. (Well, that's partly true. --AND there was no fairy godmother to intervene on Pinky's behalf.)

Pinky's Aphorism of the Day

You can't fry eggs on a cold griddle.

Pinky's Pronouncement on Italian Painting

Pinky's finally back from his 4 week tour of Italy. He preached in 17 towns and villages, ate 423 pounds of pasta,and drank 122 bottles of Chianti and 83 and a half bottles of Prosecco. He also decided that he would only look and the bottom 9 inches of any painting over 36' tall. He realized that Italian painters of every period had a toe fetish.

Pinky has a Secret Cabinet at the Zoo

Order a Diablo Inc. Healing Balloon Today

Call the offshore feline call center and ask for your personal discount.

Inside Granny D's Jesus Cupboard

The truth is stranger than fiction.

The Subconscious and St. Francis

Now that Pinky works at the zoo, his dreams are becoming more like his art, and both his dreams and art are more like his daily reality. Pinky enjoys this integration .

Pinky Just Created This Self-Reflexive Blog a Minute Ago

Now at the Zoo Gift Shop

Yes, Pinky Can Create an Entry Without a Picture of an Animal

Try a Pink Thing at the Zoo!

French Bread Tastes Better with Jesus Butter

Tiny Jesus Sniffs Pinky's Palm

Scooter in Purdah