What is in a 6 foot radius of where you are right now?
Pinky's answer:
a miniature stove
a dead gecko in a cassette box (on the miniature stove)
a hairless chinese crested dog (live)
cartoon underwear from New York
an image of a woman attacked by a lion (cut up into one inch squares)
an embroidery hoop
a monkey dress from the 1940's
Pinky's own baby shirts (he may dye them black and embroider "baby hamlet" on them)
Aleen's tacky glue
hundreds of pictures of fruit to use for collage
a tiny volkswagon running over a tiny penguin
Animal Keeper's Forum magazine
orange peels
empty frames
Showing posts with label Pinky's house. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pinky's house. Show all posts
November 12, 2008
October 12, 2008
August 1, 2008
July 18, 2008
Where is Jesus When You Need Him?!
Security guard listing on Craigslist:
Job Functions:
1. Patrols, periodically, ministry buildings and grounds.
2. Examines doors, window, and gates to determine that they are secure.
3. Warns violators of rule infractions, such as loitering, smoking, or carrying forbidden articles, and apprehends or expels persons engaging in suspicious or criminal acts.
4. Watches for and reports irregularities such as fire hazards, leaking water pipes, and security doors left unlocked.
5. Regulates vehicle and pedestrian traffic to maintain orderly flow.
6. Observes departing personnel to guard against theft of company property.
7. Sounds alarm or calls police or fire department by telephone in case of fire or presence of unauthorized persons.
8. Records data such as property damage, unusual occurrences, and malfunctioning of machinery or equipment, for use of supervisory staff.
Minimum Qualifications:
1. Must maintain a growing walk with Jesus Christ through the ongoing spiritual disciplines of Bible reading, prayer, personal worship, fasting, confession, and fellowship.
June 17, 2008
Pinky's Quiet Room
When the din of the world becomes too great for Pinky's sensitive ears, he retreats to his French Provencial quiet room and has a good silent scream.
April 16, 2008
Zoo Keeper Pinky Moonlights as an Interior Decorator
He often borrows the animals to add impact to an otherwise bland room. In this case, the elephant was fed hay colored with pink food color so the poop would match the rug.
November 19, 2007
November 18, 2007
November 16, 2007
Inside the Drawer Next to Pinky's Armchair
Pinky keeps all his cartoons that have been rejected by the New Yorker here. (Along with a few rose petals with handprints of the devil on them. You can purchase one by calling Diablo Inc.'s offshore feline call center.)
August 18, 2007
August 6, 2007
August 3, 2007
June 18, 2007
Pinky's House
Pinky has been finding graffiti from adoring fans written all over his new house. They must come between 4:30 and 5:00 AM when Pinky gets a few minutes of shut-eye.
June 3, 2007
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