Pinky is Selling Silver Skull Spoons for $45.

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Even Pinky's long suffering mother, Granny D, didn't believe her own son made this spoon. "Every picture on your blog came from my camera," she wailed. That is an outright falsehood. Some came from Nadine's Flickr account.

Pinky's Vegetarian Art Appreciation Students are in for a Rude Shock

Pinky has decided to only look at and discuss paintings with meat in them. (Pinky has taken to dancing around the classroom yelling, "Meat is murder! Bite Me!")

4300 B.C. Mesopotamia: World's First Sock Monkey

Skeletal Therapy

Pinky has been to a skeleton therapy week-end in San Antonio. His skeleton was analyzed and subjected to some fierce group therapy. He was then locked naked in a mirrored room and forced to draw his own inner armature. It was a humbling experience.

Pinky Had to Visit the Urologist

Diablo Inc. decided to release this photograph before it shows up on Entertainment Tonight. Pinky's already feeling better after minor surgery.

Pinky is Leaving the Zoo

Zoo officials have entered into a contractual arrangement with Pinky for neither party to release the details of Pinky's resignation (Take it from Pinky, it would make both the seals and the zoo officials look bad--not Pinky!) Pinky has agreed to this, not for his sake but for the future employment opportunities of the seals. Now that Pinky is no longer working at the zoo, he is available as your personal sage. Please call the Diablo Inc. offshore feline call center to inquire further. (For $100 plus travel and a nice lunch, Pinky will come to your home and paint skeleton or animal watercolors all day--These typically retail from $22-$48, and Pinky can easily create 25-50 in a day--you do the math. Perfect for Hallmark shop franchise owners, sex shop boutiques, or ordinary folks trying to get their Xmas shopping done in one fell swoop!)

Is Pinky Obsessed with Death or Just Innards?

In the Footsteps of Greatness

Pinky has much in common with William Holman Hunt. Hunt went to the Jerusalem and bought a goat, a camel skeleton and and ibex skull to create this masterpiece. The goat died, so he purchased another one. Pinky went to Bardwell and bought a hamburger and a pack of Camels before creating one of his masterpieces. (This sounds like a song by the Gilmer-Metcalves--are they still together?)

Overheard Phrase of the Day

Pinky overheard one Dallas socialite say to the other: "Once you've seen one ossuary, you've seen'em all." (Please do not contact Diablo Inc. to ask where Pinky could possibly come in contact with Dallas socialites. He's a lot more well connected than you might imagine.)