Showing posts with label Buddha or Bust. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Buddha or Bust. Show all posts

November 27, 2008

On Not Eating Meat

1)Those animals have been our parents.
2)All kinds of animal meats mix together even with dogs.
3)The impure smells of animals are not good for eating.
4)Dogs usually bark at meat-eater.
5)Meat-eaters have no mercy.
6)Meat-eaters do not have a good reputation.
7)All incantations cannot function out.
8)It causes many animals to be killed.
9)God and good ghosts do not like meat-eaters.
10)Bad smells come from their mouths.
11)Meat-eaters have bad dreams.
12)Tigers follow their bad smell and kill them.
13)Meat-eaters have no limitation of gluttony.
14)Meat-eating cuts the renunciation of the practitioner.
15)Meat-eaters may sometimes eat one's own children of past lives.

August 17, 2008

Virtual Buddhist

Pinky has been contemplating ridding himself of all personal possessions. In anticipation of the day when he walks out the front door naked and unencumbered by the things of the world, he emptied his computer file labeled "blog pics". In it were 7,685 images he has made or collected to use on this blog. It was liberating. Afterwards, Pinky ran to the bathroom to vomit.

August 11, 2008

Pinky has Hired a Mentor

Pinky is in need of both career advice as well as a complete make-over.

February 14, 2008

Mutually Beneficial


Only Pinky could love a dead snail. Only a dead snail could love Pinky. The world is in perfect harmony.

September 25, 2007

Excerpt from Pinky's Lastest Novella

...The end was so unthinkable that the demon feasting that filled her head day and night actually became her deliverance. It became louder. Rotten chomping teeth grinding up the heavy, baroque silver meat trays. Rivers of feces running in deafening torrents outside her impossibly sweltering room. Ripping fabric like thunderous clouds of farts from hoards of demon whores. This was how she knew she was still alive and her possessions safe.

April 30, 2007

What do Pinky Diablo and Joseph Smith Have in Common?


They both found revelatory plates that became the foundation of their spirituality. (click on the title of this post to read what the Mormon's did to Pinky's family.)

April 26, 2007

The World WIll Never Be the Same

Pinky has uncovered a relic from the Buddha in a cave near the Bodhi tree. (This is way worse than Mary Magdelene marrying Jesus.)