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Pinky in Negotiations with Zoo
After the tiger escaped from the zoo, zoo officials decided to change direction with that exhibit. They are in negotiations with Pinky to live in this cave and play the part of St. Francis. He would be surrounded by parakeets, puppies and squirrels. Pinky is holding out for a pink robe instead of St. Francis's usual brown number. He would go down on his knees at the top of each hour and hold his hands out where a laser beam would simulate the power of God sending down his stigmata. Pinky also is demanding an hour and a half for lunch and the use of an iPod.
After the tiger escaped from the zoo, zoo officials decided to change direction with that exhibit. They are in negotiations with Pinky to live in this cave and play the part of St. Francis. He would be surrounded by parakeets, puppies and squirrels. Pinky is holding out for a pink robe instead of St. Francis's usual brown number. He would go down on his knees at the top of each hour and hold his hands out where a laser beam would simulate the power of God sending down his stigmata. Pinky also is demanding an hour and a half for lunch and the use of an iPod.
