Pinky Diablo is a Dallas area based preacher, retired zoo keeper, and trouble-maker for hire. Pinky has just left the zoo and will be making his mark in other ways around the metroplex.
January 23, 2008
Pinky in Negotiations with Zoo
After the tiger escaped from the zoo, zoo officials decided to change direction with that exhibit. They are in negotiations with Pinky to live in this cave and play the part of St. Francis. He would be surrounded by parakeets, puppies and squirrels. Pinky is holding out for a pink robe instead of St. Francis's usual brown number. He would go down on his knees at the top of each hour and hold his hands out where a laser beam would simulate the power of God sending down his stigmata. Pinky also is demanding an hour and a half for lunch and the use of an iPod.
Pinky has retired from the zoo to work on his opera "The Zoo Keeper's Lament" and to embroider baby chicks and dirty words on pillowcases. Email Pinky immediately if you are an opera producer, investor, scene designer, costume designer or composer.Pinky has the original blog at www.oneandonlypinky.blogspot.com and now has a new marketplace blog www.pinkydiablo.blogspot.com where you can purchase Pinky's newest and hottest paintings of skeletons and hell.