Christmas Rant

Lance Ferngate, Pinky's psychic twin and art critic, is complaining about Pinky's skeletons. He says they are high-waisted and their arms are too long. Pinky wonders: Did El Greco get similar complaints from his psychic twin? Did Pontormo's buddies laugh at his stylized figures? Did Giacometti get laughed out of his own studio? He thinks not!