August 18, 2006

Pinky is Panicked

Pinky has a 65 lbs block of cheese in his living room. He promised his friend, Sugar, that he would carve a fabulous sculpture for her party tonite. But Pinky is suffering from a severe case of creative block. He's afraid he's going to show up with a huge bowl of pimento cheese made from all the scraps as he whittles the cheese into nothingness. In fact, at this moment, he is staring at the cheese thinking life is like whittling a huge block of cheese into nothingness.