May 6, 2006

Miss Love and Pinky D Erect a Statue of Justice Atop Their Ranch House to Honor the Recent Accomplishment of Their Niece


Miss Love adds: Young Miss *usan *ale (who is single and stunningly beautiful--with naturally strawberry blonde hair) has recently passed her Texas bar exam. She graduated from UCLA and Pepperdine and practiced law in California before returning to Texas. A private reception at the gracious home of Master John and Mister Dan is being scheduled for early June.
Pinky adds: Miss Love is the reigning president of the Greater North Central Texas White Trash League. This connection to a non-trashy relative in no way undermines her office in GNCTWTL.