Pinky Dreamed the Entire Land was Covered in Elephant Jaw Bones

Pinky's Laundry Miracle

Own Your Own Pinky DNA

Rags with Pinky Diablo sweat now available at Nordstrums and 7-11.

Have a Coke and a Smile!

A Sacrificial Stone

Preparations for Tomorrow's Wedding

As a spiritual cleansing for the wedding ceremony at which Pinky will be officiating tomorrow, Pinky is fasting for two days. He will be refraining from all solid food--partaking only of mole, very runny black beans and Shiner beer. It will be a grueling fast, but well worth the connection to the gods.

Pinky Diablo Inc.'s Newest Enterprise

A cotton candy factory based in Haiti. (Remember Pinky's painful memories of cotton candy? If not, click here.)

Don't Tell Presidente Fox

Pinky went to see the huge tree in Tule, Mexico. In a rage against trees as tourism, Pinky grabbed an axe and began whacking away. Three days later, all that was left was this pitiful little stump.

Important Message from Pinky Diablo

Pinky and Miss Love

Together again!

A Suppressed Memory

Pinky remembers seeing some raw chicken legs as he was sliding onto the floor. Then some Mexican police carried him off the the governor's palace. The rest was a blur.

Love is in the Air

Pinky's Getting Queasy

Another photo found in Pinky's camera. He's gonna be sick.

Pinky Loses Week

Pinky woke up yesterday in this run down hotel in Oaxaca after a week long mezcal binge.

Pinky Will be on a Mission Until May 25 (No New Posts Until Then)

Everybody dance.

Here are Pinky and Miss Love at the Miniature Zebu Show This Weekend

No Matter What Miss Love Says--Pinky is Not White Trash

Pinky Uses Acupuncture on His Minnows to Calm Them Down Before Using Them as Bait

Diablo Inc.Farm Fresh Water

Bottled fresh daily from Miss Love's zebu tank. Full of vitamins and essential minerals. Pregnant ladies crave it!

This was One of Pinky D's Modeling Gigs

Granny D has a Chair Fetish

Meat Face

This Simple Experiment has Netted Millions for Diablo Inc.

Pinky Has Such Mundane Dreams. He Wishes They were More Like This

Everybody Loves a Monkey

Pinky's Latest Cocktail Experiment

Guacamole, Hummus, and Spicy Mustard Magarita!

Pinky's Worst Nightmare

Pinky D is Happy in His Own Skin

Pinky Can Heal You

If you'll just let him.

Sign Up Today for Pinky's Extreme Sports Camp

More Proof of the Coming Apocalypse

(Pinky sends a shout out to his Hawaiian reader!)

If Pinky Could Invite Anyone to His Perfect Dinner Party Who Would It Be?

Harriet Tubman

Perle Mesta

Mahalia Jackson

Eleanor Roosevelt

Pearl S. Buck

Miss Love

Pinky, Granny D and Pableux X are headed to the Mexican Jungle

Here's their bed and breakfast. Pinky has learned to decipher Mayan hieroglyphics. Granny D will hunt the elusive Monte Alban grubworm. Pableux X will dance among the ruins by moonlight.

Pinky is the Hole in the Fabric of Life

Pinky is the Oracle of the North Texas Area

Put your ear to the screen and listen to what he has to tell you.

If You Don't Know Who Pearl S. Buck is, How Could You Know About Perle Mesta?

She was famous for serving ham!

Just Like Fine China...

Pinky has a mark on his bottom showing how expensive he is.

Pinky Dreamed He was Attacked by an Army of Meringue

Sweet little killing machines.

Maybe You Recognize Her Here

If you don't know who this is, you need help! Find out soon and get with the program!

Do You Know Who This Is?

Cupid in His Later Years

Everybody Loves a Monkey

Diagram of Complex Decision-Making in Pinky's Brain

Pinky's Inner Clown

Pinky's Psychic Pinhole Photography

Pinky set the camera up during a lightning storm last night. This is what he captured. It reminds him of Newfoundland.

Pinky's New New York Gallery

40 sq. ft/$9000 per mo. Looking for two good sculptures to sell at top dollar. Contact Pinky.

Everybody Loves a Monkey

Pinky Has Been Awarded Membership in the Elite Order of the Blister in Phirishustan

Pinky is now a world ambassador for the blister afflicted!