Another Pinky Zoo Nightmare

4300 B.C. Mesopotamia: World's First Sock Monkey

Pinky Often Notices the Lovely Way Furniture Casts Its Shadow

From His Memoirs

In his memoir Sleeping with Possums, poet Pinky Diablo reflects that his life "has been full of blunders, misprisions, accidents, losses and sometimes, on a good day, pie."

What Face Do Ladies Make When Pinky Enters the Room?

Guess Which Cocktail is Pinky's

Pinky Watercolor "Lonely Continent"

Letter to Jesus

Dear Jesus, Forgive our country for getting ready to elect a vice-president who doesn't like polar bears. I guess all those white bears will look good in heaven, however. If you need help taking care of them, feel free to take me before my time--I have zoo keeping experience. Love, Pinky Diablo

What Kind of Looks Does Pinky Get When He Walks in a Room?

"Eat it!" Pinky says "Eat It!"

She Claimed She had a Dead Donkey Fetish

What Happens When Pinky Moves Into the Neighborhood

All Nadine Eats is Hot Dogs and Instant Mashed Potatoes, Bless Her Heart

Illustration from the Diablo Inc. Apocrypha

Holofernes asleep in his tent seconds before Judith creeps in to cut his head off.

Miss Love is Not Much of a Homemaker

Shameless Hustling

Diablo Inc. now has a sister blog to Pinky Diablo and his Singing Grubworm. It is titled Pinky Diablo: Cheap Art for the Masses. Pinky will be selling his watercolor scenes of hell painted on bookcovers via this blog. The URL is www.pinkydiablo.blogspot.com or click HERE. So shop 'til you're overdrawn. New pieces added daily!

Pinky is Practicing to Help the Police

The Bardwell CSI unit has come to Pinky to help solve a crime. Pinky has so far been able to pull this image from his mind. With practice he hopes to have the image in focus and the crime solved before the labor day weekend is over. Check back regularly to see Pinky's progress.

Pinky as Superhero Plucking Chickens

Or is it superhero as Pinky plucking chickens?

Pink Worry

Is the Diablo family story of Pinky's birth a lie? Was he not born in a hurricane after all? Pinky recently found this photograph hidden in Pableau X's underwear drawer with a note pinned to it:"Do not let Pinky see!!!!!" Pinky had once heard that his dear Papa had been a petroleum engineer before becoming a poet. Pinky turned the note over and on the back was written: "After creating such a monstrosity, I must forsake this devilish career they call science." At least Pinky knows now why he has such a fascination with jars.

What Happens to Pinky When He Doesn't Listen to Miss Love

Pinky Diablo: Mind Reader Extradordinaire

Reptilian Old Testament

And God pulled one of Adam's 674 ribs and created Eve as a companion for him. God said, "Children, find the tree of knowledge and eat the fruit from it and ye shall have dominion over all the creatures of the world." But when Eve slithered over t0 the tree, there was a fat, naked human woman vomiting upon the ground from eating all the fruit. Eve said, "You disgusting bitch, look what you've done to us now. I put a curse of you and your children and your children's children. Henceforth you will live on Wal-Mart packaged food and be even more obese and more stupid" Adam and Eve left the Garden of Eden and crawled under a rock, determined to bite every human they saw henceforth.

Let Pinky be Your John (the Baptist)

Diablo Inc. occaisonally searches the internet for copyright infringements against Pinky. But they have now found a site that takes the cake. Here are some words and phrases associated with the good name of Pinky Diablo on a porno site: dead bird fetish, a man whose head had been pierced in one side and out the other injun arrow style by a weasel, Jack Nicholson, dunce cap, cartoon rats, hand job in a hot tub, Pinky's john, and the list goes on. The Diablo Inc. legal dept. is looking into closing this confusing internet site on which Pinky is not so subtly accused of prostitution. TO see this bizarre mishmash mention of odd characters and Pinky click HERE. (For credible information on hiring Pinky, please leave requests in comment area below.)

Pinky vs. the Rest of the World

Logic Put the Fear of God into Pinky

So here's Pinky's career progression over the last 30 years :
BBQ Server
Community College Teacher
Unemployed Bum
Zoo Keeper

Here's the horror. After Pinky left the zoo, he was again an unemployed bum. Now he is back to community college teacher. See the pattern? Pinky is fearful of being an aged BBQ server. He sees it coming.

Poor Nadine

Nadine has moved to the country. She has day dreamed about owning horses all her life, but now she has spent all her money on her new (well, almost new) single-wide. Luckily, she is good with paper-mache and hot glue.

No, But Pinky Would!

Every 100 years angels shed their skins. They start out like moist spring roll wrappers (but larger and fishier), but as they fall slowly earthwards, they shrivel and dry. Most are turned to dust before landing. Only a rare few have survived the month long fall from heavenly grace. Anyone who finds one is sure to be most unlucky.

Answer: Candy Corn

Well, that's Pinky's educated guess. It covers the first two and the last--He can only imagine a host of skeletons in Hell eating mountains of candy corn.

Where Babies Come From: Pinky's Amazing Journey from a Seed to a Newborn

Have Another Drink, You Capitalist Asshole

Pinky's Standing Next to You

Pinky Can Tell Who was Mean to Granny D as a Little Girl by Looking in the Family Album

A Sad Fascination

Little Arnoldina wasn't interested in anything except horse apples. As a young child this was somewhat amusing to her family, but in her later years it became a burden to them.

Pinky's Catering Service

He is not known for his tasty food--rather his exquisite table settings.

Change of Plans

Pinky wasn't getting the results he expected from the last focus group. He has let them go and hired this new group who appear much more professional.

Pinky Can't Get the Zoo Out of His Dreams

Here's a Piece of Pinky He Didn't Know Still Existed

Virtual Buddhist

Pinky has been contemplating ridding himself of all personal possessions. In anticipation of the day when he walks out the front door naked and unencumbered by the things of the world, he emptied his computer file labeled "blog pics". In it were 7,685 images he has made or collected to use on this blog. It was liberating. Afterwards, Pinky ran to the bathroom to vomit.

Fashion Advice for the Nemesis

Pinky (left) shown giving his nemesis Nadine (right) some tips on how to dress for success. Nadine has lost her job at the Bardwell Burger Barn. She has several interviews lined up. ( If you are a new reader, you may wonder why Pinky would help his nemesis. But for those of you who know Pinky, you know that's just the kind of guy he is.)