Pinky's New Sunday School Class

More of Pinky's Handiwork

Lamb of God, my ass!

Does God Hear the Prayers of Medical Dummies?

That's what Pinky thinks, too. That's why he is starting his new hospital outreach program.

Why Pinky is so Successful as a Preacher

Letter to Jesus

Dear Jesus, I don't think you had anything to do with my computer crashing, and I want to thank you for Frey's sale pretty good sale on laptops (if you had anything to do with that). But I wondered if you were responsible for my latest problem. I am working on a borrowed computer, and after 1 day the red went out on the monitor. You may know that I have a blog that kinda relies on the visual pun of everything being pink (or pinkish). But now I can't tell whether pictures I steal off of the internet are pink or not (actually, some of the pics are mine). Since I suspect you are trying to tell me something, I have decided to pass my color problems on to my readers. Until my new laptop falls from heaven (via Fry's), I am taking out all the color in any picture I post. Maybe this will help both me and bored internet surfers learn the important lesson you have for me. Until then, Pinky's world shall remain colorless. Yours Truly,--PD

P.S. The windmill grass that blew through here last week was truly a miraculous sight. Good job!

From God's Mouth to Pinky's Ears

Pinky has Presided Over Some Odd Funerals

What Face Do Ladies Make When Pinky Enters the Room?

Thanks to Pinky's Rhino Pals

Just when Pinky was feeling that his animal ministry was going nowhere, the Gilmer-Metcalves pooled their lunch money and put a big smile on Pinky's face. The rhinos will have a hot bowl of soup and a bedtime story tonight! (actually, Pinky has raised almost $3000 for his zoo keeper association fundraiser, thanks to generous contributions from his brick and mortar friends. The Gilmer-Metcalves are the only folks who have donated via this blog, so hats off to them. By the way, G-M's, who is the member who signs his/her name with an enigmatic "X"?)

Pinky's Pronouncement on Italian Painting

Pinky's finally back from his 4 week tour of Italy. He preached in 17 towns and villages, ate 423 pounds of pasta,and drank 122 bottles of Chianti and 83 and a half bottles of Prosecco. He also decided that he would only look and the bottom 9 inches of any painting over 36' tall. He realized that Italian painters of every period had a toe fetish.

Pinky Ate Ice Cream Before Bed Time and Had This Horrifying Nightmare

God (right) and an Unidentified Helper Put the Finishing Touches on the World

Pinky's a Photographer

Due to a large number of complaints about the lack of real photos by Pinky, Pinky will be using only his original photography for the next week. He has spent most of the day trying to find interesting things to shoot around his boring house. Here is a tiny chair on his Great Pyrennes' abdomen.

The Hand of God

Nightmare

Pinky had a blurry dream that he couldn't quite remember the next day.

Sometimes Pinky Thinks That Everything is About Him

After a Day at the Zoo, Pinky's Socks are Filthy

When Pinky Cooks in a Bad Mood

He creates odd dishes.

The Nose of God