Pinky's Been Applying for Private Chef Positions

Apocalypse Cow

Pinky's Vegetarian Art Appreciation Students are in for a Rude Shock

Pinky has decided to only look at and discuss paintings with meat in them. (Pinky has taken to dancing around the classroom yelling, "Meat is murder! Bite Me!")

What Happens to Pinky When He Doesn't Listen to Miss Love

Answer: Candy Corn

Well, that's Pinky's educated guess. It covers the first two and the last--He can only imagine a host of skeletons in Hell eating mountains of candy corn.

Zoo Nightmares are the Worst

What Happens at the Zoo When Pinky Eats Hard-Boiled Eggs for Lunch

What do Pinky D and Paul Newman have in Common?

Pinky's Morals Have Dropped a Notch

This is the orange that Pinky plucked from an orange tree in the garden of the Medici Palace in Florence. He felt so guilty, that he had to spread the sin around by feeding pieces of it to his parents, Pableau X and Granny D. (They didn't know until afterwards where this divine fruit came from.) It was blood red on the inside and tasted like it was grown in heaven. As the juice dribbled down his chin, Pinky worried about his mortality.

Zoo Interrogation

Pinkys Says "Children, Chew Your Food"