Pinky's Dog Sharky Killed an Angel

Heaping Insult Upon Injury

Today Pinky was being tested by Jesus. He saw a white sedan with "Haliburton" painted on it. As Pinky looked closely to see his tax dollars at work, the driver began picking his nose vosiferously. The sight was so wrong in so many ways, Pinky decided it must be an angel heavensent to test his love for the human race. Pinky failed, and the angel kept picking his nose for several more minutes.

From God's Mouth to Pinky's Ears

Image from the Month in Which Pinky D and Radish were Conceived #1

Every 100 years angels shed their skins. They start out like moist spring roll wrappers (but larger and fishier), but as they fall slowly earthwards, they shrivel and dry. Most are turned to dust before landing. Only a rare few have survived the month long fall from heavenly grace. Anyone who finds one is sure to be most unlucky.

Fashion Advice for the Nemesis

Pinky (left) shown giving his nemesis Nadine (right) some tips on how to dress for success. Nadine has lost her job at the Bardwell Burger Barn. She has several interviews lined up. ( If you are a new reader, you may wonder why Pinky would help his nemesis. But for those of you who know Pinky, you know that's just the kind of guy he is.)