A Sad Fascination

Little Arnoldina wasn't interested in anything except horse apples. As a young child this was somewhat amusing to her family, but in her later years it became a burden to them.

Virtual Buddhist

Pinky has been contemplating ridding himself of all personal possessions. In anticipation of the day when he walks out the front door naked and unencumbered by the things of the world, he emptied his computer file labeled "blog pics". In it were 7,685 images he has made or collected to use on this blog. It was liberating. Afterwards, Pinky ran to the bathroom to vomit.

Pinky Often Struggles with Looking Normal in Public

Pink Accepts Your Apology

Sometimes Pinky Thinks That Everything is About Him

Plastic Eggs Filled with Threats

Pinky has never been able to say things face to face. Thank God for plastic eggs.

Pinky Explains His Mood to His Pyschiatrist by Coloring the Bunny

When Pinky Tries to Convince Himself of Something, He Writes it Over and Over

Nadine's Acting Maudlin Again

Pinky was peeping at Nadine's tonight (and for good reason). She had decorated her new rent house living room like a funeral home and was posing as the corpse and then popping up to move the flower arrangements a hair this way and that. Some man was sitting on the couch watching Nascar racing on TV. Does Nadine have a beau?

Pinky's Been Away

Apologies to both of Pinky's blog readers. Pinky has been away for four days with Miss Love at the Colorado State Fair exhibiting zebu. Everything was fine until Pinky was involved in this bizarre mishap. Pinky and the elephant were both more or less unharmed.

Poor Nadine: Always the Bridesmaid, Never the Bride

If You Don't Know About Isabella Blow, You Owe It to Yourself to Google Her

"I'm having space made in my coffin for a pheasant hat," the fashion guru once said. "I love the idea of the feathers dying with me slowly."

Nadine's Secret Porno Life

Try Pinky's Suicide Intervention Soap

After two hours of scrubbing, you'll be very clean and ready for a nap.

Don't Ask

Another of Pinky's Dirty Little Secrets

He often has to hire his own audiences.