Birthing Chariot

This is the chariot that carried Granny D to the hospital when she went into labor with Pinky. It took too long to replace some of the wilted flowers when the call came, and as a result, the chauffeur had to pull over and let Granny D out to give birth to Pinky in a corn field. There is a historical marker at the site. 

Pinky is Selling Silver Skull Spoons for $45.

Answer: Candy Corn

Well, that's Pinky's educated guess. It covers the first two and the last--He can only imagine a host of skeletons in Hell eating mountains of candy corn.

Pinky is Terrified

Pinky has had a premonition that he will become a one-armed zoo keeper. The problem is he only has 4 days left at his zoo keeping gig. He will have to be VERY careful the next few days. Here's a little ditty he painted to deal with his fear.

Naples is Downright SICK!

More Proof That Death Loves Corn

Here he is posing with some very tall specimens.

Death Love Corn #6 (Or Pinky's Bad Ankle)

Proof That Death Loves Corn (#3)

Here is the Diablo family graveyard.

Proof That Death Loves Corn (#2)

Today, Pinky noticed that the total absence of wind on his way to do an angel of mercy errand. With his mind on weighty things, he noticed a high fluttering out his car window. A paper airplane nose-diving toward the road? No. A single long corn husk floating down from out of nowhere. Pinky took this as a potent sign from somewhere about something.