Little Known Hamlet Fact

Ophelia is one of the tiniest moons in the solar system and orbits Uranus. Poor Ophelia has always gotten a bum rap.

Letter to Jesus

Dear Jesus, Forgive our country for getting ready to elect a vice-president who doesn't like polar bears. I guess all those white bears will look good in heaven, however. If you need help taking care of them, feel free to take me before my time--I have zoo keeping experience. Love, Pinky Diablo

Pinky Got His Tongue Stuck on a Frozen Centerpiece at a Wedding Reception This Week

This was Pinky's Ice Sculpture in a Bottle

Of Course God has a Refrigerator

That's where the angels keep the ambrosia.