Ladies, Are You Sad, Listless, Unsatisfied?

Then you need to read Pinky's blog.

Let Pinky be Your John (the Baptist)

Diablo Inc. occaisonally searches the internet for copyright infringements against Pinky. But they have now found a site that takes the cake. Here are some words and phrases associated with the good name of Pinky Diablo on a porno site: dead bird fetish, a man whose head had been pierced in one side and out the other injun arrow style by a weasel, Jack Nicholson, dunce cap, cartoon rats, hand job in a hot tub, Pinky's john, and the list goes on. The Diablo Inc. legal dept. is looking into closing this confusing internet site on which Pinky is not so subtly accused of prostitution. TO see this bizarre mishmash mention of odd characters and Pinky click HERE. (For credible information on hiring Pinky, please leave requests in comment area below.)

Uncle Poot had one Unfortunate Indescretion with a Possum

Unnatural Attraction

Pinky Dreamed That Miss Love and Her Cows Ran Away and Joined a Circus

Prostitution is Rampant at the Zoo

Hitchhikin' Momma

When Nadine was six, she woke up before sunrise on Easter Sunday. She rode her tricycle to the interstate where she hid it under a bush. In her pretty pink Easter coat with pink fur trim she managed to hitchhike to three different nearby towns where she loaded up on candy eggs put out the night before by loving parents. She hitched a ride back to her tricycle and headed home. When she got there, the local sheriff had already set up a search team to look for little Nadine. As much as they begged and pleaded, Nadine never told her parents what had happened or where she had been. She was sick for days after all the chocolate she had eaten on the road. Nadine has always had a soft spot for truckers ever since.

Poor Nadine: Always the Bridesmaid, Never the Bride

When the Cat's Away....

Miss Love left her prize poodle in the care of Pinky this week-end. He dressed her up and whored her picture out to Russian mafia thugs hungry for hot American bitches.

Granny D Dated Some Oddballs Before She Met Pableaux

The Ladies' Lament

He Commissioned Pinky to Draw a Drumstick

Pinky prefers to draw potatoes, but he'll sell out for the right price. (Just like you.)