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Wednesday is PIE DAY at Nadine's

This week Nadine spread a little blueberry pie filling on her hands and under her eyes while she worked in the kitchen (she always spends all of PIE DAY in her slip). It secretly made her feel powerful (and a little like a terrorist.) After the pie was baked (but still deliciously warm) she broke into Pinky's house and left it on the counter.

Sad Childhood (Again)

Pinky (right) with the only kid who came to his 1oth birthday party. Granny D had ordered 45 cupcakes decorated with icing bamboo leaves. Sol Rosenquist (left) ate 32. Pinky ate the rest and soiled his rented costume. Needless to say, Pinky doesn't do well with birthdays anymore.

Italian Desserts

"Italian desserts look like heaven and taste like Scipione Borghese's underpants," quipped Pinky at a formal Vatican state dinner. The pope reportedly then had a pair of Scipione's underwear retrieved from the immense archives of the Vatican's historical collections and passed them around for the dinner guests to smell. There was talk that a special apartment has been painted pink and reserved for Pinky's Italian junkets.

Pinky has a Secret Cabinet at the Zoo

Answer: Cat Fight in the Kitchen

Question: What do you get when you mix baking powder with salt?