Christ's Disciples Loved Soft Serve

Inside Granny D's Jesus Cupboard

The truth is stranger than fiction.

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Cat Bird Seat

God Let Pinky in on His Secret of How He Created the Animals

God's garage workshop had the most amazing tools. (But Pinky was horrified at how unorganized it was--couldn't those angels get off their divinity eatin' asses and get things cleaned up?)

When Pinky Tries to Convince Himself of Something, He Writes it Over and Over

Pull Here to Enter Heaven

This Reminds Pinky of Pableau X's Favorite Ditty

Look at that hors d’œuvres,
Ain't that neat?
Little piece of cheese
and little piece of meat.

Pinky Hates Baseball as Much as He Hates Showing Off

Pinky Like to Explain Things With Charts

Robert's Going Straight to Hell

How Pinky was Conceived

Pinky Loves America

A Sign from God

Today God sent an angel (in the form of a huge wasp) to inform Pinky of something. The wasp stung Pinky on his shoulder. When he looked down at the throbbing red religious bite, Pinky saw that it had stung him right on the little tail of the tattooed chick. Now what was God trying to tell him?

Pinky Stars in the Ellis Country Production of "The Pope Loves Chicken Fried Steak"

Pinky Wouldn't Open a Door with a Sign Like This