One from the Vault: Impossible Dream

Pinky Sends You This Belated Valentine to Apologize for not Posting Anything Lately

Religion and Wires

Dear Jesus,

I get it. You think I have to many cables in my life and you keep striking my laptop down! I am giving it up for a while and trying to live with fewer cables and wires. I can't give up the internet or email or facebook yet, but if you keep smiting me....who knows! FYI--I am working on a borrowed computer and am panicked about how to show my art appreciation students pretty pictures without my laptop. Any ideas, big guy? Also, all the cow dissecting going on here has lead us to many meals of tofu. Was that in your master plan? It's not that great, but we're dealing with it. Thank your Dad again for anti-depressants. --Yours Truly, Pinky D

Pinky Can Only Hope

Pinky wants a lot of weeping and wailing at his funeral. Will Miss Love have to hire professional wailers, or does Pinky have enough hillbilly followers to put on a good show (complete with speaking in tongues)?

Pinky Discovered This Photo of Nadine and Her First Husband in the Local Courthouse Archives

A Photo from Pinky's Bathroom

Garlic Powder Cowboy

Inauguration 2009

Miss Love has been working diligently on her celebratory inauguration obelisk. Pinky just hopes it's ready by Tuesday!

Pinky Saved by Strong Ladies

Ladies were called in to pull Pinky from his cistern. He leaned in a bit to far trying to look at a frog.

An Early Pinky Valentine for You

A Nadine Valentine

Pinky has been finding Nadine's belongings at the local thrift store. Is Nadine downsizing? Is she disposing of her things to begin a spiritual quest?

Tiny Murder (True Story)

Pinky sold this piece (In the Time of Adam) several years ago. The owner recently tracked Pinky down on Facebook to report that his house had been burgled and the tiny man thrown from the dinosaur and chopped in half. The upper body was never found. Pinky spent days wondering if the police set up a tiny yellow ribbon around the crime scene. Pinky has found a replacement figure in Canada, and as soon as a tiny airplane can be found, the piece will be repaired.

Pinky's Bible Stories Continued

Noah's daughter was not amused at the situation.

Pinky's Been Applying for Private Chef Positions

The Miraculous Conception of Pinky Diablo

Pinky May Have to Have the "S" Removed

Pinky just saw a billboard that advertised tattoo removal for $49 per inch. It shouldn't cost more than $38.75.

What Pinky Cooked for Christmas Dinner

Does She or Doesn't She?

Yesterday, Pinky asked Miss Love why she married him.

Pinky is Selling Silver Skull Spoons for $45.

Nothing Says Christmas Like a Fried Potato Skull

A Shout Out

Merry Christmas to the GilmerMetcalves from Pinky and his menagerie.

Pinky's Christmas Wish

Pinky used an internet translator to translate his christmas wish from one language to another then back to English:

Pinky wishes that all the children of the world could enjoy his deviled eggs.

Rose souhaiter thanksggiving toutes les enfants de les mondial pouvions prendre plaisir à son démon oeufs.

Pinky vota ut totus liberi of orbis terrarum iacio utor suus diabolus eggs.

Garofano voti quando intero bambini del mondiale verso lancio verso uso suo diavolo uovi.

Rozig vows wanneer doet wettisch kinderen van naar de wereld - wijd vandoor waterdruppel vandoor voorhebben zijn voort grond eierschaal.

Pink vows whenever does stringent children with the worldwide wide run away drop run away wear one's onwards soil eggshell.

Miss Love Cooks Once a Year

You should see the gravy she makes to go with this.

Pinky's Pond

Pinky spends hours a day up to his nostrils in his stock pond trying to lure turtles onto his bald head. He has his reasons.

The Leader of the Modern World

Pinky's PhD

Pinky was awarded a PhD in Shakespearean Analysis for his contoversial disertation on the weaknesses of Ophelia in Shakespeare's Hamlet. In this one and a half page masterpiece of psychological literary sleuthing, Pinky deftly argues that all Ophelia's foibles come from the fact that she had no mother to make her the staple dish of Danish childhood, pære hund salat.

Dirty Little Secret

Pinky has discovered that Nadine has been sneaking off to the shores of Lake Bardwell and acting out Greek myths by the light of the moon in her birthday suit. Here's proof.

The Ear with Which God Hears Your Prayers

Selfish and ridiculous prayers are exuded back out of the ear in the form of a thick. pink ooze that falls to earth and causes much unhappiness.

Pinky Loves Movies

Pinky often finds old movie posters and inserts his name in the starring role. Then he makes his friends watch the movie while constantly nagging, "Aren't I great in this one?! Huh? Whatdya think?

Pinky Acts Out Sick Manger Scene

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Even Pinky's long suffering mother, Granny D, didn't believe her own son made this spoon. "Every picture on your blog came from my camera," she wailed. That is an outright falsehood. Some came from Nadine's Flickr account.

Doubting Thomas and the Name Brand Soda

One of Pinky's Shakespeare director friends commented," I like that this envisions the grief that must have preceded the blankness."

Pinky's New Sterling Silver Skull Spoons

These are available on www.pinkydiablo.blogspot.com

Holiday Gift Ideas

Pinky's infamous skeleton watercolors on old book covers are now for sale at www.pinkydiablo.blogspot.com

Suffer the Little Monkeys

Pinky Makes Better Deviled Eggs than She

Chair Fetish

Pinky's first (of many) religious conversions had the additional consequence of leaving him with a life-long fetish for a finely turned chair leg.

Diablo Inc.'s New State Fair Martini

At his latest art opening, Pinky invented this delightful new cocktail.

More of Pinky's Handiwork

Lamb of God, my ass!

Pinky's Latest Embroidery

(for real, dude)