Pinky May Have to Have the "S" Removed

Pinky just saw a billboard that advertised tattoo removal for $49 per inch. It shouldn't cost more than $38.75.

Play Along with Pinky's New Game

What is in a 6 foot radius of where you are right now?
Pinky's answer:
a miniature stove
a dead gecko in a cassette box (on the miniature stove)
a hairless chinese crested dog (live)
cartoon underwear from New York
an image of a woman attacked by a lion (cut up into one inch squares)
an embroidery hoop
a monkey dress from the 1940's
Pinky's own baby shirts (he may dye them black and embroider "baby hamlet" on them)
Aleen's tacky glue
hundreds of pictures of fruit to use for collage
a tiny volkswagon running over a tiny penguin
Animal Keeper's Forum magazine
orange peels
empty frames