GilmerMetcalves Throw Down

The song title is: Chicken Contemplating Her Own Mortality. What is the first verse? (Pinky supposes other musicians and lyricists than the GilmerMetcalves may participate--but only if they take this seriously. If not, they will be banned from PinkyNation.)

Pinky's Working on the Libretto to His New Tragic Autobiographical Opera

Well, all he knows so far is that there will be a tragic monkey death, a gerenuk chorus, and fabulous sets. He is in negotiations with the world famous GilmerMetcalves to write the score. Pinky is also looking for financial backers, supernumeraries, and trained animals that sing, dance, or jump through flaming props.

Pinky and Nadine are Back on Speaking Terms

Pinky won back Nadine's friendship by performing a table dance for her on her birthday a couple of days ago.

Pinky Diablo and His All Girl Band Entertain the Troops

Miss Love, J. Brightenbetter, Nadine, Sugar, Granny D, and a few other hot chicks serenade Pinky's charges at the zoo. Pinky just stands there and looks pretty while swinging a big stick.

Ask for Your Free Ticket to Pinky's Midsummer's Night Shadow Puppet Show

Miss Love's Favorite Song

Pinky Diablo's First Album

Miss Love Sings Pinky's Praises

See the new musical of Pinky's life called Pinky's Life.