Pinky has been elected mayor of his small town. There is only a church, a barn, and a three story brothel. This is his official portrait which will hang in his office in the brothel's attic.
Showing posts with label Pinky vs the Church. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pinky vs the Church. Show all posts
April 23, 2009
Pinky's New Public Position
Pinky has been elected mayor of his small town. There is only a church, a barn, and a three story brothel. This is his official portrait which will hang in his office in the brothel's attic.
July 18, 2008
Where is Jesus When You Need Him?!
Security guard listing on Craigslist:
Job Functions:
1. Patrols, periodically, ministry buildings and grounds.
2. Examines doors, window, and gates to determine that they are secure.
3. Warns violators of rule infractions, such as loitering, smoking, or carrying forbidden articles, and apprehends or expels persons engaging in suspicious or criminal acts.
4. Watches for and reports irregularities such as fire hazards, leaking water pipes, and security doors left unlocked.
5. Regulates vehicle and pedestrian traffic to maintain orderly flow.
6. Observes departing personnel to guard against theft of company property.
7. Sounds alarm or calls police or fire department by telephone in case of fire or presence of unauthorized persons.
8. Records data such as property damage, unusual occurrences, and malfunctioning of machinery or equipment, for use of supervisory staff.
Minimum Qualifications:
1. Must maintain a growing walk with Jesus Christ through the ongoing spiritual disciplines of Bible reading, prayer, personal worship, fasting, confession, and fellowship.
November 20, 2007
Join Diablo Inc.'s Vacation Bible School and Surgery Clinic Today!
You'll need that knee replacement from so much prayin'.
August 24, 2007
Pinky vs the Pope
Pinky discovered a Japanese sculptor that created this image of the pope in the eye of a needle. In goes without saying that Pinky contacted this artist, and after Mr. Never-Heard-of-Pinky received a royal pink ass-chewing, he agreed that it was only fair to create a similar image of Pinky. Pinky has set a goal of gaining 145 pounds before posing for this important work of art. (However, he still needs a sugar-momma to pay for his airfare to Tokyo.)
July 27, 2007
July 25, 2007
July 23, 2007
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