Nadine Has Invited Pinky to a Thanksgiving Picnic

Pinky Needs Meat

Pinky Diablo and Nadine called a rare truce and went to the Impressionist show at the Kimbell Museum today. Pinky hadn't told Nadine about his ban against looking at paintings without meat in them until they paid for their tickets. Nadine led Pinky throught the show with his eyes closed until they came upon this masterpiece by Gustave Caillebotte. It turns out that Caillebotte is Pinky's new hero--he painted several butcher shop images and some great plucked chickens. Fuck Manet!

Pinky Usually Tries to Stay Out of Politics

Pinky is Making Marzipan Organs for a Christmas Display at Diablo Inc.

Pinky and Nadine's Relationship Takes a Strange Turn

Nadine has moved in to the rent house next door to Pinky and Miss Love. She has offered to cook dinner for them every night. Pinky says, "Oh, No!" His stomach says, "Yes, Please!"

Pinky's Intestinal Flora Could WIn Any Flower Show

Granny D is Double-Jointed

Pinky has the Silliest Dreams

This Reminds Pinky of Pableau X's Favorite Ditty

Look at that hors d’œuvres,
Ain't that neat?
Little piece of cheese
and little piece of meat.

Is Pinky Really Just a Middle-Aged Gigolo

Pinky Eats Meat

Just like his ancestors.

Radio City's Rockettes Newest Show

Upton Sinclair's The Jungle

Pinky's Dr. Visit

Pinky's gastroenterologist explained his intestines are controlled by a little man who orchestrates the passing of all food. Apparently, Pinky's stomach elf is high strung and prone to taking long coffee breaks.

Hell is a Terrible Place to Lose a Cow

Thank You, Jesus for Not Letting Pinky Write This Book

Pinky's Yard Sale

What Part of Pinky is This?

One of Many Departments at Diablo Inc.

Send Off Now for Your Packet of Meat Chrysanthemum Seeds

Diablo Inc. has genetically combined ground meat and flowers. Pinky is in negotiations with McDonalds to create a new burger.

Pinky will be at Every Walmart Tonite at 7PM to Sign Copies of His Newest Non-Fiction Parable