Visit the New Pinky Diablo Toddler Museum

Diablo Inc. has recently opened the doors to the new 54 million dollar museum honoring the life of Pinky D from age 2 to 5. Pinky was a well-known bully whom the neighborhood children called Mr. Moto. Here is the shoe Pinky used to kick their little asses.

Answer: Cat Fight in the Kitchen

Question: What do you get when you mix baking powder with salt?

Nadine has Always been Very Secretive

This is the Last Time Pinky Lets ANYONE Draw a Skeleton on His Good Dress Shirt

(He says this every Sunday night.)

That Horrible Joyful Day

Granny D birthed Pinky right on the front lawn. Here one of the neighbor ladies describes Pinky's head as it started to crown. The ice cream man gave everybody free popsicles. All the neighbor kids had nightmares for years.

Every Summer Pinky Got Sent to a Summer Camp for Fat Kids

Pinky's First Job