The Problem with Blogging

Pinky has learned some shocking news that made him almost retract his last post. However, he realized God would know he has made a false accusation whether or not the post remained. It turns out that Pinky's (well founded) suspicions might have to be retracted. Stuck to the back of the previous photo of Uncle Poot and Puta Bonita was this lovingly hand-tinted photo. On the back of it in Uncle Poot's barely recognizable script is scrawled: Mrs. P. Caledonia Gilmer-Metcalf, Cairo, 1928, two nights in paradise. Pinky may be having a family reunion with the surviving Gilmer-Metcalves soon.

Another Little Known Fact about Pinky and Nadine

When Nadine was 12 she made a mask for herself in the image of Pinky. She then strolled into Pinky's house and took his place at the dinner table. None of the Diablo clan even noticed that it was not their own little Pinky D. Granny D even complemented the faux Diablo on his extra good job he did combing his hair.

Buddhist Simplicity

Pinky has always been surrounded by simple things. The week after he was born, he was carried home by Granny D in this unpretentious carriage covered in pink carnations and gladioli. Every year since, to honor the birth of modest little Pinky D, Granny D has been pulled through the streets on this humble float to commemorate that oh-so-joyous day of Pinky's birth. (She still has his dried umbilical cord in a jar by her bedside--it looks like a vanilla bean.)

Pinky Always Thought Cherubs were Little Perverts

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Delft Declares Pinky Diablo Day

In honor of Pinky, Delft painted all its ceramics pink for one day. If you are lucky enough to purchase one of these, it would be an excellent investment.

What Happens When Pinky Tries on Pants

Pinky's House

Pinky has been finding graffiti from adoring fans written all over his new house. They must come between 4:30 and 5:00 AM when Pinky gets a few minutes of shut-eye.

Sometimes Pinky's a Little Prissy

He 's fascinated with Eva Peron, Charlotte Bronte, Virago Modern Classics, and Daphne Du Maurier (who, by the way was a little...you know...after her husband died. Her family called that condition "Venetian").

Pinky Likes Anything with a Pincher

Touch Pinky and Be Healed

(or at least get a flea or two)

The Ladies' Lament

Nadine Should be Ashamed of Herself

Nadine mailed Pinky this poem (typed on her 1962 Remington) and picture of herself upon hearing of the death of Jerry Fallwell.

There is no Heaven
Nor a Hell
to accept the spirit
of Jerry Falwell.

The fat fuck.

Pinky's Dream

He dreamed he and Miss Love were pollarded oaks happily close to each other in a land far away. (Miss Love will think this is a nightmare.)

Do You Really Know Pinky?

If you know Pinky, you know he loves pollarded trees almost more than life itself. (Click on title to learn more.)

Nadine is an Embarrassment to Pinky

Nadine and two of her friends set up some ridiculous show of silliness in front of Pinky's latest place of business. They swayed back and forth on long poles shouting, "PINK-EEE, STINK-EEE!" Pinky will surely lose his job again.

To the Edge of the Earth They Will Travel for Him

The Best of Images Don't Need any Words

So What was It That Pinky and Evita had in Common?

Throngs of happy children cheering them (and a calendar with their smiling face)?

So What was It That Pinky and Evita had in Common?

Their own doll?