Pinky Diablo: Saviour to All Quilters

Pinky's a marketing genius. He has bought 1,000,000 spools of salvage white thread, unrolled them all, died them in hip jewel tones and repackaged them. They will be for sale at Dolly Python soon for only $1.50 each. These are not just for sewing, but will soon become collectors items. Pinky is hoping to sell all one million spools by May 1.

The Truth is Stranger Than Fiction

Although Pinky has worked over 75 hours this week at the zoo and teaching night classes, he has somehow found time to embroider a quilt with 100 euphemisms for the male and female genitalia.