Old Pinky D-ism and story

Minds of moderate caliber ordinarily condemn everything which is beyond their range.
Warning: Pinky Diablo recently found the sixth finger of one of the people for whom he performed a funeral service. The family apparently was unaware of the digit’s existence and/or, in their time of grieving, failed to inform Pinky of the fact. This is not good! All of you needs to be buried for the funeral to “take.” A special finger ceremony will have to be performed unless the family is willing to live with the possibility of a digital specter visitation. Please be aware of this during any “pre-needs” consultation you may have with Pinky D. (The family’s name is being withheld to respect their privacy and their genetic malformation.)