Will Rogers Never Met Pinky D

Bacon Hospital

So?

Granny D's Festive Casserole

Pinky Says, "Get in Touch with Your Shrimp Side"

At Diablo Inc's new restaurant, Pink Palace, you get a huge order of fried shrimp served in this cute canvas clutch.

Pinky Says, "Get in Touch with Your Feminine Side"

When You Thought You Were Walking Alone...

Pinky was running all around you, and you didn't even notice.

Pinky Needs Antidepressants by the Handful

And that's not funny.

Diablo Inc.'s Replacement Parts #2638

Pinky Sails Off the Edge of the Earth

Diablo Inc.'s Thanksgiving Tip #1

Use a sharp knife to carve the turkey.

A Scene from Pinky's Home

Found on FM 983

Roadside IUD. Where is homeland security when you need them?!

Ancestral Portrait

Pinky's great-great-great grandfather, Enoch Diablo

A Dirty Secret from Pinky's Family Tree

If You've Never Heard Miss Love Tell the Story, You Ain't Heard the Story

Pinky is Trying to Detach from the World (but Hamburgers Keep Getting in His Way)

Please excuse his sporadic postings as of late.

Pinky was Never so Relieved as When He Read This Button

No More Comments Allowed

Pinky spent his lonely hours waiting for comments on his blog. Then when they came, he used them to fuel his ego. "Aren't I clever?," he said. Or, "People like me!" His Buddha nature told him to post the blog postings from his heart and stop worrying about who read them or what they thought. --It's all going to be dust sooner or later (and then the dust will disappear, too!)

Come Relax at Pinky Diablo's Day Spa and Underwear Emporium

The Hole Where Morality Issues Forth

Pinky's Gone Retail

Stop by Dolly Python's in Dallas to see some of Pinky Diablo's creations at rock bottom prices.

Pinky Diablo: Obsessed with Death #1143

Pinky is Often Lost in Meditation

Can You Think of Three Words that Describe Pinky D

What If...?

What if Pinky and his mummified fetal twin, Radish, had been aborted? Would someone have enjoyed a freakish deviled egg? Pinky can barely bring himself to contemplate the horror!

Pinky's a Pleaser

Try Pinky D's Pink Peanuts Today

Less carcenogenic than lots of things!

The View from Pinky's Porch

A Colorful View from Pinky's Home

Your Loss

Miss Love insisted Pinky take off an earlier posting. She thought it made him look freakish and was worried about the public response. Pinky always tries to make Miss Love happy. (But now you'll never know a really good story.)

Pinky's been Thinking About His Insides Lately

Self Portrait as Hungry Man

Who Said There was Nothing New Under the Sun

For the first time in the history of mankind the three stooges, a lil mummy, a tiny turtle shell, and antibiotics to fight the bacteria that causes stomach ulcers (Helicobacter pylori), have been combined in close proximity--Pinky dares anyone to prove him wrong.

Pinky has Outsourced the Manufacturing of his Mini-Me's to Mexico

Diablo Inc.'s New Line of Jewelry

The 14 lb Poseidon brooch-- hand carved alabaster

Don't Just Wash Your Spinach

Wash your bacon, too!

Read Pinky's 5 Foot Shelf of Classics

Title Contest

Submit a title for this image and win a free Diablo Inc. virtual thumbtack.