Pinky Apotheosis

Pinky Loves English Cheese

Doubting Thomases

Pinky knows there are those out there who are dubious of Pinky's marrying and burying. Click HERE to see an actual photo of Preacher Diablo in action.

Gummi Bear Prayer Circle

Pinky D's Word of the Day

smite verb smote (past tense), smitten (past participle), smiting (present participle)

1. To strike or beat with a heavy blow or blows.
2. To kill.
3. To afflict.
4. To cause someone to fall immediately and overpoweringly in love.

Example: She could not fail to be smitten by Pinky's beauty

5. To come suddenly and forcefully.

Example: Pinky's authority smote down on him

Domestic Horror Story

Diablo Inc. Has Been Developing a Synthetic Brimstone for U.S. Army

This will be used to rain down fire and brimstone in biblical fashion on enemies of both God and state.

Proof of Biblical Sin

Pinky Show His Friend, Lance Ferngate, a Small Greasy Item

Miss Love and Pinky's New RV.

Pinky is the Center of the Universe

Pinky D Had His Teeth Cleaned Today--$124

WWJDD

Pinky D and His Dad, Pableau X, Look Pretty Convincing in Drag

The Angel of Death Visits Pinky Again

She told him,"Pork shall be blue from this moment forward." Pinky did not believe her, but has kept a wary eye on his bacon just in case. (After all, the bible is big on proclamations about meat.)

What Do Jesus and Your Grandmother Have in Common?

No, it's not the halo, Dumbo. It's cutting everybody's head off in the family photos!

Pinky Has a Collection of 2,974,856 Little Motel Soaps

Pinky has spent many a lonely night in a dreary motel room. He likes to remember those days as a traveling salesman. (This is just a small sample. Most are unused, as Pinky likes to associate himself with the unwashed masses.)

Illegal Immigration: The Untold Story

Pinky Caught on Film with His Pants Down

Dirty Family Secrets

Pinky's Great-Aunt Tisby was such a mover and wiggler that no picture of her ever clearly showed her. Even her funeral photo was blurred to abstraction. She is shown here in the fourth of July Parade in Big Spring, Texas in 1942 after winning West Texas Gardener of the Year. Every night at 3 AM she dusted all her plants and flowers to get the West Texas sand off her garden charges. By moonlight she looked like a jittery ghost moving among peonies.

It Doesn't Get Worse Than This

Virtual Reality is Not New

What a Shrimp Will do for a Dollar!

Pinky Thinks Even a Thousand Words Couldn't Begin to Describe This Picture

Try Miss Love's Famous Cookie Recipe

Pinky's Nightmare

Pinky Likes to Think of These as Tiny Ants on the Top of His Raspberry Icebox Pie

Pinky Likes Weird Meats

Pinky Didn't Understand Why His Dr. Wanted Him to Keep a Daily Diary of His Do-Do

But Pinky has great faith in conventional medicine.

What People are Saying About Pinky Diablo

What do Hockey and Manifest Destiny Have in Common?

Only Pinky knows for sure.

Damn!

The title of Pinky's new tell-all autobiography turns out to have already been used. Any suggestions?

Pinky is Certain That God Has Chosen Even More Agents of Heaven from the DFW Area

Pinky Diablo's Most Recent Mugshot

Pinky's Civil Liberties at Stake

Pinky was questioned by Homeland Security thugs for creating this realistic model of a high-rise structure. Pinky is alternating between civil suit and ending his career as a sculptor.

Pinky Says, "Do What You Enjoy"

When is Pinky Coming to Your Town?

Pinky Diablo's Psychic Pinhole Photography

This time Pinky propped his eye open with a toothpick before bedtime and aimed the pinhole camera into his pupil. This is the result. Pinky doesn't remember the dream. In fact it may not be a dream at all--rather, a repressed memory or perhaps an unfulfilled wish. In any case, it's museum quality photography. Pinky is considering buying a safari vest with little compartments for film and light meters, etc. to look more professional. Needless to say, Pinky;s eye is red and swollen this morning.

Confused?

Pinky was furious with his graphics dept. when he saw the images switched on the last two posts. Heads will roll. If you were confused and feel something is owed to you, please email Pinky for your very own Insta-Relic (a fingernail clipping from Pinky himself!).