Pinky Often Feels He Would Have Made an Awesome Old Testament Prophet

or Christina's World (if people were bushes).

Lest You Think Pinky is Shallow and Selfish

Yesterday Pinky met a woman on the streets of Dallas that was obviously distressed. She was wearing huge sunglasses and had a hand lettered sign that read: F.O. Ghost. Pinky asked what that meant. She answered, "Fuck Off, Ghost." She was being hounded by a spirit. Pinky inquired further and discovered the ghost was a suicide victim that had killed herself two years ago. Pinky tried to give some advice: "Find out what the ghost wants and give it to her." (He got that from that movie.) She said she had already tried that. Pinky then told her that ghosts love cupcakes. (He made that up). He also tried a laying-on-of-the-hands. He took off her floppy hat and laid his hand firmly on her head and shouted, "OUT. OUT. OUT." He acknowledged that he was no expert in this area, but it was worth a try. The woman left feeling a little better, and headed toward the nearest bakery.

Slaughterhouse Savior

Pinky's Found a Use for All His Bricks

Pinky Makes His Own Underpants

Don't Be Messin' with Miss Love--She's Packin'

Diablo Inc.'s Slaughterhouses Introduce the Idea of Death Gradually to Their "Clients"

We have many job-openings for Pig Deaths, Cattle Deaths, Chicken Gods and Shroud Bearers. (Approved by Temple Grandin herself.)

Visit Pinky's Acme Crocheted Brick Factory Today

Pinky Can Draw Every U.S. State by Memory

Pinky Diablo Had Some Early Childhood Issues

Van Gogh was Taller Than You Thought

Pinky Advises Beginning Painters to Steer Clear of Creating Art Titled ANGUISH. These Amateur Works are Usually Trite, Embarrassing, and Downright BAD

Please leave this difficult subject to the professionals. (Like the one here.)

Just Because He Uses Pink Doesn't Mean He Has to Like It

Pinky's Interior Decorating Advice #2

Everything looks cute on a pink shelf.

Get Your Free Psychological Evaluation from Pinky

Do you identify more with:
A. The puppy
B. The pinching lobster
C. The voyeur/cooked lobster
D. The table
E. None of the above

Dentists Hate Clowns

Yet Another Tattoo on Pinky

For the fifth time this month, one of Pinky's followers has paid an undisclosed sum to have herself tattooed on Pinky. Pinky cannot control his complexion--so this lady doesn't look as good as she sometimes does.

Pinky has Rare Congenital Sperm Condition

After an embarrassing few moments preparing the slide, Pinky's doctor let him look in the microscope to see the problem first hand.

Order Your Handmade Leather Bomber Jacket from Pinky Today

Pinky was tired of the goats, and this killed two birds with one stone (so to speak).

Pinky's Newest Profession

Come have a afternoon of luxury and pampering while Pinky and his troupe of monkeys scrub your feet, decorate your nails and pick all the bugs and lint out of that tired old wig you wear. Pinky is America's #1 Nail Diorama Sculptor according to Forbes Magazine! See for yourself.

Pinky Sez: Everybody Loves Tripe

Pinky Was on His Way to Visit You

Unfortunately, his flight has been delayed.

Pinky Dreamed He Drowned in a Huge Strawberry Milkshake

Pinky Says You Haven't Really Lived Unless You've Tried Haggis

Pinky says you haven't really died unless you've gotten food poisoning from haggis.

Pinky is Only Trying to Help

Pinky found this on the internet for you. It's all pretty silly. (Except the Liver Cleanse package.)

The DNA Recoding Package Plus includes all of The Recoding Package:

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The Liver Cleanse Package- helps to jumpstart your DNA Recoding and/or emotional clearing process. $22.00

What It Looks Like When You Peel It

Pinky Scoffs at Offal

How Can a Lady Prove Her Dedication to Pinky Diablo?

Pinky Has the Best Trained Dogs

He found Mamie making this origami flea.

What Pinky Does When He's Hungry

Ladies in Knoxville Have Gone Wild for Pinky

Last year Pinky was the latest craze in Atlanta and surrounds. This Spring Pinky has taken Knoxville, Tennessee by storm. Pinky is a little tired of all the peanut patties he has had to eat, but it's better than all those frilly tea parties he had to endure in Georgia.

Pinky Diablo Can Save Your Life (Underwater)

Try Diablo Inc.'s X-Ray Glasses

Pinky Never Talks of Religious Things

If you log on to Pinky's blog and see any image or any text that refers to God, salvation, or any hint of things religious, you may be being targeted by the government. Pinky NEVER mentions religion, but he has discovered that many readers are experiencing religious messages on his blog. After much research, Pinky has discovered that a Bible Filter has been insidiously attached to his blog. It seems to be more active in the mid-section of the country, but it may be working in other area of the USA or world. Please report any suspicious religious activity at once to your local chapter of Diablo Inc.

Pinky's First New York Times Review

The Broadway debut of Pinky's first play, Pinky D: The Early Years, opened to thunderous applause from the theater going public. The critics were less kind. "...the play is finally sunk not by its anfractuous plot but by its weight of whimsy." (Nigel Andrews, New York Times, March 11, 2006). Pinky's already written sequel, Pinky D: Crouching Towards Senility, opens next month in Beijing. Mr. Andrews is not invited.

Swing Your Sword!

In Pinky's church, you are encouraged... nay, required...to interpret for yourself!

Pinky and His Mentor

Pinky can't tell you who he is, but he is a global celebrity with a religious mission.

Pinky Is Sick

When Pinky put his foot in his mouth he had no idea it would bring a visit from the Texas Agricultural Department. Pinky has sworn off yoga!

Pinky's Cat is Totally FREAKED About Bird Flu