Pinky Diablo and his Singing Grubworm

December 25, 2006

Even the Buddha has Dirty Laundry

Pinky's Dog, Edgar, Dreams of Sugar Plum Fairies on Christmas Eve

December 23, 2006

Diablo Inc.'s New Corporate Art Collection

Despite Pinky's recent questioning of Lance Ferngate's artistic opinion, Ferngate has been hired as Diablo Inc's Vice President of Artistic Aquisition. He has been given the mandate to build a world-class art collection on a shoe-string budget. His first purchase was this oil painting at a yard sale in Mesquite. It is obviously a lost Samuel Palmer painting worth millions. Ferngate shelled out $12 for this find!

Christmas Rant

Lance Ferngate, Pinky's psychic twin and art critic, is complaining about Pinky's skeletons. He says they are high-waisted and their arms are too long. Pinky wonders: Did El Greco get similar complaints from his psychic twin? Did Pontormo's buddies laugh at his stylized figures? Did Giacometti get laughed out of his own studio? He thinks not!

December 13, 2006

Pinky Loves a Finery Ball Every Now and Then

Miss Love Disrespects Texas Every Day

She claims to be a Texan but she was born in California. Every time Pinky walks by this disgusting scene, he weeps.

Diablo Inc.'s Newest Mission (Bill Gates Eat Your Philanthropic Heart Out!)

Clean Underwear for America. You Deserve it!

December 12, 2006

Small is Often Better

Tiny Deaths by Pinky Diablo

December 10, 2006

Christmas Around Diablo Inc. is a Mixed Bag

December 6, 2006

Repressed Childhood Memories are Often Remembered by Eating Fruitcake

Pinky ate a piece and remembered the first time a little old lady called him faggot. (Proust, take your madeleines and shove 'em!)

Homeland Security Now Requires All Checked Baggage to be Clearly Labeled

Pinky Has a Suitcase for Everything

(If not, he makes one.)

December 4, 2006

Thank Goodness Christmas is Coming Soon

December 1, 2006

The Family That Preys Together Stays Together

November 29, 2006

Here's How Pinky Imagines his Avian Birth

He's sure Granny D remembers it differently.

November 25, 2006

An Unnatural Attraction

November 24, 2006

Letter to Jesus

Dear Jesus, where are all the comments you promised?

Miss Love: Buddhist Philosopher

Miss Love encouraged Pinky by explaining that he is a vegetarian 23 1/2 hours a day. Everything in moderation.

Worst Thanksgiving Ever

The veggie dogs spilled onto the coals. Granny D drank too much egg nog and started ironing all the curtains. The cat burned her paws on the hot coals trying to fish out the charred dogs. Xenophobic Pableau X stormed off to go to Borat alone. Pinky spent the evening carving little boats out of the burnt weiners. Miss Love is already looking forward to Christmas!

Or Something Did

Do You Know What a Year's Worth of Underwear Looks Like?

November 22, 2006

Even Ladies of God Love Pinky Diablo

Pinky Begs Jesus' Forgiveness in Pre-Thanksgiving Prayer

"Dear Jesus, Please forgive us for not planning to eat turkey and dressing tomorrow. We are having stuffed leg of lamb and lemon soup. We know that is not what the chosen are meant to be eating on Thanksgiving day, and we know you are sometimes called the lamb of God. We hope you forgive us (we did eat some really dry turkey and dressing earlier in the week, but we fear it won't count as a check mark in your book of good deeds). --Pinky

P.S. Now that we think about it, that was more a let-you-know kind of prayer than a begging-forgiveness kind of prayer, and you might not even be interesting in our menu at all. Sorry to bother you.

Business Rule #1: God Loves a Profit

(why didn't he just use the telephone sitting there on the desk?!)

Pinky is Not Responsible for Acts of God

And vice-versa.

November 21, 2006

Ladies Love Pinky Diablo

Pinky's Tired of Psychic Messages

When Pinky disabled comments on his blog site he started hearing them in his mind. So he has reconfigured his site to accept comments. Maybe now he can get some sleep.