Pinky Squealed Like a Little Girl When He Stumbled Upon the Great Presidential Heads Stored at a Secret Location in Houston

Pinky's Friend Lance in Front of a Pink Ex-President

Pinky Gone Until Sunday

Pinky has left for Houston to attend an art opening of his good friend, Lance Ferngate. In the meantime, Mrs. Wohlenbroecken will be your substitute teacher. Please treat her with the same respect you afford Pinky.

Pinky Agrees with the Current Administration

You are not safe anywhere!

Outdoor Rooms are a Posh Alternative to Expensive Remodeling

Pinky Hates Ballet

Pinky's New Opera: Wigger in France (Act 2, Scene 1)

Pinky plays possum (faire l'opossum in French!) while the settee is lowered for the climactic ending.

Free Speech is Over-Rated

Most of the time, nobody listens.

And Pinky Wept

Pinky Diablo's Psychic Pinhole Photography

This time, Pinky was watching one of his favorite Shirley Temple movies when he decided to set up his oatmeal box pinhole camera. To his horror, he captured this disturbing image of little Shirley T.

This Wouldn't Happen if Pinky were Pope

Pope Benedict, who moved into the papal quarters last year, faced an unexpected problem - Vatican administrative services did not allow him to take his two pussycats to his new home.

The Italian press quotes Sister Ingrid Stampa, Pope Benedict's German housekeeper, as saying, "Cats have always been Pope Benedict’s passion. The caricature of him as a remote and austere hardliner is clearly misplaced." She denies that the Vatican had a hissy fit about the Pope's cats, saying, " ... the only cats he has are made of porcelain ...". Porcelain cats?

However, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, the Archbishop of Genoa and formerly the Pope’s deputy at the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, told the press that the Pope "often talks to cats at length, usually in German, and they follow him home, fascinated". Cardinal Bertone said that the Swiss Guard had even complained that because of the Pope "cats are invading the Holy See."

Whatever the case, until the problem is resolved, the Pope has to pay frequent visits to his old apartment outside the Vatican and take care of the cats, according to the Italian news reports.

You would think, off hand, that Pope Benedict, keeper of the keys to the kingdom with power to loose and to bind, might be able to stand down a Vatican functionary and obtain permission to move his cats into the Papal residence.

Pinky Could Do Great Things If Someone Would Just Build a Shrine for One Tiny Strand if His Thinning Hair

Two Viruses Viewed Through Pinky's Electron Microscope

Pinky's Aunt Tizby and Uncle Poot

Pinky's Summer Reading Program

has been shot to hell!

Pinky Never Met a Dead Rabbit He Didn't Like

Pinky's Art Advice

Paint what you know.

A Crucial Moment in Pinky's Early Childhood Development

Pinky's Patriotism Test

Please record how this image makes you feel (in comments below). Pinky will send you a numerical rating of your patriotism. Good Luck!

Diablo Inc.'s Art Crackers

Pinky's Award Winning Variegated Leaf

Granny D is so proud of her little Pinky.

Pinky Diablo's Psychic Pinhole Photography

Pinky pointed his oatmeal box pinhole camera at an empty doorway and captured this amazing crime scene. The local police dept. was able to get a conviction based on Pinky's psychic abilities.

Pinky's Got a Leg Up on the Satellite TV Industry

Diablo Inc. has a cheaper way of repairing those pesty satellites that break down in space. The hard part is getting the seraphim to attend the training sessions in Garland, Texas.

How Did Pinky's Hot Tub Get So Cloudy?

Ladies Everywhere Love Pinky Diablo Brand Deviled Egg Filling

The Internet is a Horrible Thing

This tragic photo of murdered shrimp can be found all over the internet (just do a Google image search for Costco shrimp accident.) This is a personal horror for 100's of family members of these massacred shrimp. Pinky thinks there should be laws prohibiting the sharing of these revolting images. Who would take a picture like this, and who would want to look at it ? Pinky's faith in humanity is sagging.

Pinky Talked with Jesus Today

And Jesus agreed to stop dressing like a teen-aged runaway.

Please Excuse the Lack of Posts Today

Pinky is hosting 23,000 followers at his place today. The event is called Promise Breakers. It will be a cross between a revival, rally, rock concert, preach-off and drag show.

Build It, and He Will Come

Try Pinky D Budget Cheese and Crackers Catering for Up to 20 Persons

As little as 25 cents per person

The Real Shroud of Turin

Pinky Has Always Been Fascinated with the Death of Marat

But he always thought Charlotte Corday was a woman.(And in this reproduction the luscious green background is too dark.)

Pinky Diablo Wisdom of the Day

It is harder to get Pinky to bathe than to tape a butterfly to the tail of an alligator.

The View from Inside Pinky's Head

Pinky Begs Miss Love to Turn Him Back Into His Former Self

Pinky Diablo's Psychic Pinhole Photography

Diablo Inc.'s New Cheese Ball Armatures

Many homemakers cannot make a perfectly round cheese sphere, no matter how hard they try. With Diablo Inc.'s cheese ball armatures, your cheese balls will be the envy of your social circle (at least until they try dipping into it!). Comes in three convenient sizes.

Inside Every Great Mind

is a vascular system.

Miss Love Prepares for Her 4th of July Performance

Birthday Idea

Pinky would love to have a rotating oyster server like this.