Pinky's great-great-great grandfather, Enoch Diablo
October 31, 2006
Pinky is Trying to Detach from the World (but Hamburgers Keep Getting in His Way)
Please excuse his sporadic postings as of late.
October 27, 2006
October 24, 2006
No More Comments Allowed
Pinky spent his lonely hours waiting for comments on his blog. Then when they came, he used them to fuel his ego. "Aren't I clever?," he said. Or, "People like me!" His Buddha nature told him to post the blog postings from his heart and stop worrying about who read them or what they thought. --It's all going to be dust sooner or later (and then the dust will disappear, too!)
October 23, 2006
Pinky's Gone Retail
Stop by Dolly Python's in Dallas to see some of Pinky Diablo's creations at rock bottom prices.
October 22, 2006
What If...?
What if Pinky and his mummified fetal twin, Radish, had been aborted? Would someone have enjoyed a freakish deviled egg? Pinky can barely bring himself to contemplate the horror!
October 20, 2006
October 18, 2006
October 16, 2006
October 15, 2006
Your Loss
Miss Love insisted Pinky take off an earlier posting. She thought it made him look freakish and was worried about the public response. Pinky always tries to make Miss Love happy. (But now you'll never know a really good story.)
October 13, 2006
Who Said There was Nothing New Under the Sun
For the first time in the history of mankind the three stooges, a lil mummy, a tiny turtle shell, and antibiotics to fight the bacteria that causes stomach ulcers (Helicobacter pylori), have been combined in close proximity--Pinky dares anyone to prove him wrong.
October 12, 2006
October 8, 2006
What to Move Off the Grid?
Diablo Inc. is now providing a disappearing service for people fed up with their American life. Diablo Inc, will provide you with all the necessary paperwork, disguises, log cabin with fake owners, etc. So, drop out of life today and become the solitary hermit you've always dreamed of being. For your entire life savings, 401K, and insurance money, Diablo Inc. will make sure you live comfortably in some distant woods, deliver anonymous, cryptic messages to friends, and peddle your crafts in its new Pinky D Bio-Diesel Truck Stop gift shops.
October 6, 2006
Pinky's Latest Show
Pinky's latest exhibition features a new, even smaller trailer and some pieces of equally small scale.
Pinky Diablo: Obsessed with Death #865
Everyday architecture and Death rarely go hand in hand. Pinky applauds this unlikely marriage.
Pinky is Studying to be an Architect
You may have noticed Pinky's lackadaisical posting schedule. He and Miss Love have been knee-deep in planning their new digs. Since they are moving off the grid, they can't tell you where they are moving. Here's the house Pinky has carefully designed using architectural software on his computer. (Pinky is a bit of a Luddite.)
October 5, 2006
October 3, 2006
October 2, 2006
Monroe's Scrotum
Here is what's left of Monroe. The rest of him has gone to Colorado. This fuzzy pinkness was stretched over a cup and dried to make a little keepsake.
Pinky is Disgusted
While the Zebu show was going on, Llamas were being shown right next door. Here was the ugliest llama at the fair. Surely this ain't no proof of intelligent design. WWDD (Darwin, you dummy).
Those That Came Will Go to Heaven
Pinky had a word with God last night. She agreed to put a special mark in the Book of Life to those who came to the Zebu show at the State Fair. (By the way, the new Book of Life is really kitschy looking, I think God took a scrap-booking class.)
October 1, 2006
Pinky's Dream
Pinky dreamed that his belly-dancing friend, Sabina, spun all night. At dawn she was so dizzy she started vomiting. But diamonds came out instead. She was spinning and jewels were flying out her mouth and sparkling in the rising sun.
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