Pinky's Patron is an Urban Terrorist Artist

Pinky's patron, J. Brightenbetter, has rigged her Cadillac to squirt paint from the under-carriage at the touch of a button. Miss Better drives around and colors the streets of her beloved city. Sometimes she lets Pinky ride shotgun and man the controls.

Pinky Diablo's First Album

Pinky's Yard Sale

Printing Error

Subtitle should read: ...and all men were his prawns

Nadine's Weird Lonely Childhood

Touch Pinky and Be Healed

(or at least get a flea or two)

More Diablo Family Secrets

Uncle Poot with Pinky's little cousin Viney.

The Ladies' Lament

There's a Little Cloud That Sometimes Appears Over Pinky's Head

Pinky Stars in the Ellis Country Production of "The Pope Loves Chicken Fried Steak"

What Part of Pinky is This?

Pinky Cooks the World's Largest Chicken Fried Steak

It takes a lotta gravy to make Miss Love happy.

Nadine Should be Ashamed of Herself

Nadine mailed Pinky this poem (typed on her 1962 Remington) and picture of herself upon hearing of the death of Jerry Fallwell.

There is no Heaven
Nor a Hell
to accept the spirit
of Jerry Falwell.

The fat fuck.

One of Many Departments at Diablo Inc.

Send Off Now for Your Packet of Meat Chrysanthemum Seeds

Diablo Inc. has genetically combined ground meat and flowers. Pinky is in negotiations with McDonalds to create a new burger.

Pinky will be at Every Walmart Tonite at 7PM to Sign Copies of His Newest Non-Fiction Parable

Pink Deja Vu

A Tiny Disaster in Pinky's Mind

Pinky's Bad Worm

Pinky's Dream

He dreamed he and Miss Love were pollarded oaks happily close to each other in a land far away. (Miss Love will think this is a nightmare.)

Who Ate Pinky's Ice Cream?

Pinky's Name Opens Doors in the Finest of Communities

Buddhism and Pinky Diablo

Do You Really Know Pinky?

If you know Pinky, you know he loves pollarded trees almost more than life itself. (Click on title to learn more.)

Pinky Wouldn't Open a Door with a Sign Like This

Why is Miss Love Trying to Turn Pinky into a Duck?

Pinky is Working on His Mother's Day Card

Granny D will be so proud!

Pinky and Politics Don't Mix

A Tiny Spill in Pinky's Tiny House

Pinky Carved This Portrait Bust of Nadine

Then ate it.

Pinky's New Neighbor

Nadine's Thoughts are Entering Pinky's Mind

Here is the nightclub she used to work in as a young woman. She has been thinking about it lately, and it 's been stuck in Pinky's head all day.

Nadine is an Embarrassment to Pinky

Nadine and two of her friends set up some ridiculous show of silliness in front of Pinky's latest place of business. They swayed back and forth on long poles shouting, "PINK-EEE, STINK-EEE!" Pinky will surely lose his job again.

Pinky's Media Room

What's on YOUR Nightstand?

To the Edge of the Earth They Will Travel for Him

Of Course God has a Refrigerator

That's where the angels keep the ambrosia.

Go Back to Your Double Wide and Fry Something

English Candy

Margaret Thatcher's favorite candy when she was Prime Minister.

The Best of Images Don't Need any Words

Pinky and Miss Love Played AFRICAN QUEEN This Weekend

They rented two hippopotami from the Waco zoo (but only returned one).

Pinky Can Make Your Ugly Art Bearable