August 31, 2006
Wolf's Milk Slime Mold
The fruiting bodies of this slime mold are pink for less than a day before they turn black.
August 30, 2006
Granny D on the Birth of her Darling Pinky D
"After so much time spent in painful labour, to arrive at once at the summit of my desires, was the most gratifying consummation of my toils. But this discovery was so great and so overwhelming, that all the steps by which I had been progressively led to it were obliterated, and I beheld only the result."
Concerning Recent Blogs
Diablo Inc. has discovered a security breach. The recent posting entitled "Urinals from Heaven and Hell" was not authorized by either Pinky Diablo nor Diablo Inc. and its subsidiaries. Diablo Inc. is working around the clock to remedy this problem. Until this post can be removed, please be aware that Diablo Inc. does not condone potty humor of any sort.
August 29, 2006
Diablo Inc.'s New Neopolitan Ice Cream Factory
Diablo Inc.'s food division's motto: We love you enough to make the very best!
August 27, 2006
Pinky Needs to Change His Eating Habits
He lost a tooth today. He is aware that he has not treated his body as a temple and understands there are repercussions. You Do, Too
Pinky often daydreams of all the careers he might pursue if he weren't the preacher/entrepeneur he is today. Among the choices are flea circus designer, elephant keeper at a zoo (he's actually replied to job notices for this), toy designer, long-haul truck driver, and food taster for royalty.
Young Christ Preaching to the Elders
Little Pinky used to climb on his Unitarian Sunday School teacher's lap and say, "Pray with me, Sister, pray!" Pinky was the youngest person ever to be excommunicated from the Unitarian Universalists.August 26, 2006
Pinky Diablo is a DIY Kind of Preacher
(a well used recipe handed down to Pinky from his Great Uncle Poot, who was a renowned tent revivalist. Pinky suggests using 1/4 c. holy water--stolen from any nearby church--and 1/4 c. water from the Ganges river--available through Diablo Inc. at $17.99/gal.)Pinky's Dr. Has Given Him Some New Cream for His Flaky Skin
(Miss Love convinced Pinky he was not being vain by using it.)The Ego's Back!
Pinky ate a bag of carrots yesterday and they exploded in his stomach. This is what he felt like.
August 24, 2006
August 23, 2006
August 22, 2006
Pinky's Promise
Pinky and his underlings at the parent entity, Diablo Inc., are going to try to refrain from mentioning Pinky and Diablo Inc. in their posts as an exercise in letting go of the ego. (If this upsets you, check back after Friday when *****'s ego will return with a vengence.)
Pinky has a New Life!
He took the site meter off his blog so he doesn't spend hours a day trying to figure out who his readers are. Now, he may truly be preaching to himself! Amen.
Door Knocker to One of the Outer Gates of Hell
(Diablo Inc. could not negotiate the copyright to any of the images of the inner gates.)
Pupaphobia Revisited
Many of Pinky's new viewers from around the world are discovering him through searches involving the word pupaphobia (the fear of puppets). If you didn't suffer from this phobia before, Pinky is sure this image will do it for you. (If not, please call the off-shore feline call center and ask for your free Pinky Diablo therapy hand puppet.) To read more about pupaphobia, please click on the elephant.Diablo Inc. is Losing Money by the Minute
Airline passengers can take Gold Bond Man Powder aboard their flights, but not Diablo Inc.'s Man Cream. Bummer!
Meningitis Landscape
Pinky and Miss Love's close friend JR is in the hospital with meningitis. Please send positive thoughts. August 21, 2006
August 20, 2006
Pinky is Pissed
Pinky tried to help a cross-dresser change her flat tire at Costco yesterday. The very burly gentleman/lady was wearing a chiffon dress and laying on the hot asphalt to get to the spare. Obviously a damsel in distress. She did not have the lady-like courtesy to even thank Pinky for his help.
August 18, 2006
Creative Block Unclogged!
Moments after the last post, Pinky was nibbling on the corner of the cheese, when a shiver of energy came over him. Here is his homage to Death in flavorless cheddar cheese. (A finished pic of the cheese masterpiece will be added shortly.)Pinky is Panicked
Pinky has a 65 lbs block of cheese in his living room. He promised his friend, Sugar, that he would carve a fabulous sculpture for her party tonite. But Pinky is suffering from a severe case of creative block. He's afraid he's going to show up with a huge bowl of pimento cheese made from all the scraps as he whittles the cheese into nothingness. In fact, at this moment, he is staring at the cheese thinking life is like whittling a huge block of cheese into nothingness.August 17, 2006
The Suffering of Albinos
Some lucky few white alligators
Live out unnatural lives in concrete pools
Misunderstood by summer tourists.
But in the wild,
Blinding white lives
End quickly in normal jaws.
The human albino with
Colorless cotton candy hair
Wears a beige long-sleeved shirt
(bright color only accentuates his lightness).
Never invisible.
Squinting.
Sunburned (even by winter sun).
Always dreaming of green eyes
and a happy ending.
August 16, 2006
Pinky's Interest in Death Started an at Early Age
This skull and crossbones Pinky drew at the young age of 18 months. Granny D was not impressed at Pinky's abilities. She had to repaint the living room wall. August 15, 2006
August 14, 2006
August 12, 2006
August 11, 2006
Call Diablo Inc. Today to Hire Pinky as Your Life Coach
Here is Dolores, Pinky's first life coachee, upon graduation. Dolores had been the VP of an international bank before coming to Pinky for help. Now she is a street walker in Milan looking for runway work. She is following her dream. Shouldn't you?
August 10, 2006
Local Art Organizations are Hounding Pinky for Donations
Here is his new line of art for fundraising purposes.
August 9, 2006
When You Love Each Other Like Pinky and Miss Love
You do everything together--even feeding the miniature zebu.
August 8, 2006
August 7, 2006
Pinky Diablo's Psychic Pinhole Photography
Pinky was trying to photograph his hamburger yesterday, but this bloody scene is what appeared. Pinky's psychic abilities are interfering with his daily activities. He has an appointment with an even better psychic to see what to do about this problem.August 6, 2006
Pinky Finally has a Job
He is the security guard at the Palmer Museum of Antiquities. "Lady, don't touch the art!"
Another Pinky Dream
Pinky dreamed he was driving an old Peugot station wagon through the hills of Tuscany. He came upon a small town's country melon market and proceded to ruin everyone's morning.
Two of Pinky's Nine Biological Grandparents
Pinky doesn't understand the details, but apparently they all worked together in Oklahoma's first genetic lab and tried some kinky stuff.August 5, 2006
Pinky's View of the Isreal/Lebanon Conflict
To the dismay of his Jewish friends, Pinky is throwing his towel in for Lebanon. Now, Pinky doesn't agree with Hezbollah--but then neither do most Lebanese. However, Pinky is HORRIFIED at the Christian Fundamentalists who are strongly backing Isreal because of the role it plays in the End Times. Pinky suggests these Christian kooks make some Jesus and Satan hand puppets and play Armageddon in a puppet theater made out of a sheet and a cardboard box in the privacy of their own homes.
Pinky Has Convinced Miss Love to Go to Rome
Pinky still has unfinished business at the Vatican, and Miss Love has finally decided to tag along. She has been collecting vintage suitcases for all her travel needs and those of her cows (she's only taking three.)
August 3, 2006
August 2, 2006
August 1, 2006
Pinky's Version of Hell
(Pinky suspects you know he doesn't take his own photos. That is only partly true. This image he both sculpted and photographed.)
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