Pinky takes fabulous portrait shots of the rich and famous like this one here. September 30, 2005
Pinky D, Photographer to the Stars
Pinky takes fabulous portrait shots of the rich and famous like this one here. 
Inside the Mind of Pinky D
--like big empty halls with an echoing ball rolling and bouncing aimlessly about. 
September 29, 2005
The Weight of the World on Pinky's Shoulders
Pinky's world has changed. He just has discovered an event from his distant past that he was too young to remember. If true, it shakes the very foundation upon which his reality is based. Here it is narrated by the father of the other toddler (as recently emailed to Pinky's father):"When Pinky and Dibs were about the same age--toddlers--you all visited us at our rented house on Manor Road in Austin. When Pinky spotted Dibs entering the room for their first meeting, he rushed across the room, slammed chest to chest into Dibs, and knocked him flat on the floor and amazed. In a display of speed and force amazing in itself, Granny D leapt across the room and smacked the toddler Pinky to the floor. From then on Pinky's nom de guerre at our house was "Mr Moto". Pinky probably won't want to hear this story of violence; or maybe he will. But Granny D won't. Nor will Dibs want to be reminded of such a defeat. Nevertheless, I think some apologies are in order."
Firstly, Pinky always considered himself the underdog, not the agressor. Secondly, Pinky needs to have total control over his many names; obviously, he doesn't. (And Mr. Moto is a great name, even for a toddler in 1964.) Thirdly, Pinky now imagines 100's of events that occured that he doesn't remember that were this horrifying--or worse! It will be a long, hard road to mend all the havoc created by this so-called Mr. Moto.
A Distant Branch of Pinky's Family Tree
Here are Juanella and Phester Diablo, distant cousins of Pinky. Phester turned a little out of focus, pink and blotchy in his old age. Pinky fears it runs in the family. (Juanella lived to be 132 years old and got grayer, not pinker.)
September 28, 2005
Pinky's Entire Kitchen Staff Fired
Pinky had some trouble with the last ladies. Here's the new crew.
What Does Pinky Diablo Do in His Rare Moments of Boredom?
Last night Pinky folded 12,467 paper boats while watching CSI. Thus he was able to accomplish two useless tasks at once, known as WMT (Wasteful Multi-Tasking).
In an Ironic Twist on Reality, Pinky HIRES Ladies
While ladies usually hire Pinky, Pinky is not too proud to call for help when he needs it. There is now a crew of ladies that staff Pinky's palatial kitchen 24/6 and cater to Pinky's every dietary whim. (On Mondays, Pinky still cooks for the Oddfellows.) Bacon at 3AM? You bet! Caviar breakfast in bed for four? You wanna have a sleep-over?! Pinky is a friendly employer--he and the ladies have popcorn and watch old movies every night at 11PM.
Heaven Awaits the Faithful Behind the Pink Door
The pearly gates are really pink. So when you follow the light at the end of the tunnel and see these pink doors, don't worry--you're in the right line. (Also, don't worry that they look a little Moorish. In heaven, everyone's pink.)Pinky is a Duffer, But Not a Golfer
duffer \DUFF-er\ noun 1 a : a peddler especially of cheap flashy articles b : something counterfeit or worthless *2 : an incompetent, ineffectual, or clumsy person; especially : a mediocre golferExample sentence: Pinky had said he was just a duffer, but we knew otherwise when we saw his beautiful Pinky Diablo t-shirts for sale at a reasonable price.
Did you know? Duffers have never really been straight shooters — on or off the golf course. The original duffers of the mid-18th century were shysters of the first order, merchants who palmed off trashy goods as if they were highly valuable (they often implied to unwary buyers that the goods had been smuggled and were very rare). Over time, the meaning of "duffer" was extended from a no-good peddler to anyone who was "no good," not just because the individual had low morals, but because he or she was incompetent or stupid. The term has been applied to hopelessly bad golfers since at least 1897.
Pinky Diablo Super Hero Action Figure on the Market Soon
So far the toy designers have only created the pink steed on which Pinky D rides. Negotiations are underway as to how life-like the human figure of Pinky should actually be.
Pinky Can Make Dreams Come True
Because he has an army of bats that silently patrol your bedroom and listen to your dreams.September 27, 2005
Pinky's Workshop is in Full Production Mode
Pinky's craftsmen are producing silverplated salt cellars in the shape of farm animals. Research shows that animal figurines on the dining table promote healthier eating. (Pinky has a secret he has never told anyone. He is worried that his fans might realize that if one changes the P in his name to an O, one would have a insulting nickname that would cut Pinky to the quick. One would have salt on hand, as well, to rub in the wound--adding injury to insult.)
Pinky D is a Chip Off the Old Block
Pinky Diablo's father, Pableaux, is Pinky's role model. He's salty and a little ridged. Pinky Diablo Wants to be Your Spiritual Octopus
Let Pinky wrap you in his soothing tentacles. Each of his eight arms has a spiritual theme--each suction cup, a particular meditative challenge. As you feel it sucker down on your skin, ponder the essence of the spiritual task at hand. Pinky Misled You
The last post was not meant to imply that Pinky eats mass quantities of raw meat. In fact he probably doesn't eat steak tartar more than once a year. 
September 26, 2005
Sleep, Little Calf, Sleep
This poor cow has gone to the angels. But it will make some carnivore very happy.Pinky's Box: an Ancient Greek Myth
What evil lies at the bottom of this box full of pleasure, beauty and pinkness. Pinky dares not open it, but one day he knows he will be distracted on one of his angel of mercy missions, and some dimwit will open it. Will it be you?
Pinky's Huge Wishbone
When Pinky was a little chick he had a tiny little wishbone--not full of much wishing power. But now that he's grown, he has a gigantic wishbone. Pinky likes to keep this secret well under his wing, because if word got out about the amazing power his wishbone holds if cracked, Pinky could end up dead meat. Pinky Diablo, Your Witch Doctor of Choice
His grandmother used witch hazel and could cure warts with string and a little mojo. Pinky loves the smell of witch hazel. It's the smell of magic. If you've never smelled it you must get a bottle the next time you are at the drugstore. Think of Pinky while you sniff it.
September 25, 2005
Miracle Toenail Transformation
These are the feet you saw here yesterday. The afflicted woman called Pinky who took all night to transform her feet into this vision of loveliness. If you have to ask the price, you can't afford Pinky's MANicure.
Pinky D Has Fortune Told
Pinky D had his fortune told by this gypsy lady he met at the local buffet. Boy, was she ever right.
"Please Don't Stay Single," Sez Pinky D
Please get a partner so this doesn't happen to you. (Or at least pay Pinky to provide footcare for you.)Pinky Diablo, Obsessed with Death #85
The most frequent, most lucrative, most cruel deceptive tactic is extortionately-priced, destructive (not protective), Protective Seal caskets, with fraudulent 25-75 year warranties. ALL sealer metal caskets (including those with so-called burp valves of Batesville and other companies -- whether bronze, copper, steel or stainless steel), after being closed, immediately begin to rapidly BLOAT, DESTROY and LIQUEFY body parts of all your loved ones. Well-sealed caskets EXPLODE daily in mausoleums throughout the U.S., blowing the liquefied body parts out of the caskets -- explosions so strong that they sometimes blow the heavy crypt fronts off the crypts, with the danger of killing persons who are in front of or below the crypts. Families need to be warned not to picnic beneath outdoor crypts, as families are frequently seen doing. Regularly, morticians and mausoleums secretly and illegally open caskets and crypts, breaking seals that families paid thousands of dollars for; they unjustly hide the damage of leaks and explosions from families; and they secretly and unjustly dispose of exploded caskets and remaining body parts at city dumps.
Pinky Will Carve Your Portrait from a Potato
Send Pinky a front and side view of your face and he will carve your likeness from a raw potato. Leave it on your kitchen counter and watch yourself age before your very own eyes as the potato shrivels and dries. Make a little body for it and send it back to Pinky. He will make a coffin for your little dead self.
William Blake's Prophetic Drawing
150 years before the rise of the oil industry, Blake captured the essence of this empire to a "T." Maybe the tail should be lifted with flames coming out the devilish butt.
Pinky Diablo Had the Largest Pink Ethnic Mask Collection West of the Mississippi
Now that the collection of New Orleans match magnate Ophelius P. Randemeyer has washed away in a recent hurricane, Pinky now owns the largest pink ethnic mask collection in the entire United States. Pinky is waiting for another natural disaster to take out the collection of Hans Hoeringengeerken in the Netherlands. Then he will have the largest collection in the world. Pinky's Dream Comes True
Pinky dreamed of tiny screaming heads all night long. When he awoke he felt something in his mouth and spit it out. This is what he found.
Pinky D Brand Gasoline Saves Americans From Certain Decline
Pinky D has a wonderful new idea that will be certain to save America from the spiraling shithole it's currently headed toward. MAKE SERVICE STATIONS CUTE! No need to lower costs, just make service stations pink, cute and friendly. Customers don't mind being screwed in pleasant surroundings. Pinky has already opened his first homey petrol bungalow (as in home-like--not as is youz my homey). See how the language puts at ease? So come on down and let a pink grease monkey service you at Pinky D's Petrol-n-Prayer.
Redneck Prince Pinky and the Pea
Pinky had to sleep on a pile of mattresses in his pick-up last night because Miss Love bombed the house for roaches. The cool winds of hurricane Rita that were blowing through the pasture made a perfect night for outdoor sleeping. Pinky stacked up the mattresses 24 high (like the hale bales from last week) and started the night enjoying the breeze, the moon, and the low of the tiny cows. But Pinky couldn't sleep. He tossed and turned and had nightmares about cows wearing wigs. At dawn he finally checked under the bottom mattress and found a Grape Nehi bottle cap. Pinky Diablo is ever so sensitive.
September 24, 2005
Reptilian Genesis Story
And the scaleless female took the fruit from the tree and fed it to the haired male. So the snake ate them. The was peace in the garden.
Pinky D Plays Large Animal Vet Or Androcles and the Cow
Miss Love has a cow that she thought had a sprained leg. She tied her up and called Pinky out to help. First she tried to get Pinky to lean against the cow while she lifted the front leg. Miss Love got a swift kick from the back leg (not Pinky's). Pinky lassoed the back leg (not Miss Love's), but Miss Love couldn't heft the leg. Pinky ran in the house to put on his bull costume to make the cow feel more at ease. He was able to lift the front leg and find a huge nail stuck in her hoof. He mooed softly as he pulled out the offending spike. The cow is now forever grateful to Pinky. Even bovine ladies love Pinky Diablo!
Divine Inspiration Inspires Divine Pink Painting
Pinky felt the hand of God guide his own human hand to grab the brush away from Roscoe and began painting. Pinky wanted to sleep but his arm was possessed by a higher power. It kept him up all night painting this tragic scene of destruction and mayhem. Pinky's arm is now in a sling and he is amazed at the results. It is much more successful than his Santa attempts (see earlier post). Hurricane Rita Provides an Amazing Miracle for Texas Believers
Pinky was able to psychically rescue this statuette from somewhere in the hurricane ravaged South Texas area. It is a true miracle that it survived hurricane force winds, flooding, and looting. It will not be returned to its owner. Pinky is not that psychic.
Pinky Takes a Portrait Workshop
Pinky D tried over and over again to draw a happy Santa, but it just didn't happen. This is the best he could do. You can imagine how disturbing the other ones are.Cows Can Paint
Today Pinky D went to feed the zebus for Miss Love. He walked into the barn and found Roscoe in front of an easel with a paint brush between his teeth. Loretta was posing for him with her tail in the air. It was quite risque.The painting is, of course, for sale.September 23, 2005
What Do You Do When Your Husband Thinks He's a Palm Tree?
That was the question Mrs. Merriweather asked herself for years. Finally she just gave in and accepted him for what he said he was. It made both their lives happier. Here they are at their 50th wedding anniversary. Mr. Merriweather died the following year in the great Galveston Flood.
Are Churches Only for Joy?
Pinky thinks evil deeds have been done both in churches and in the name of churches. Evil spirits can beset churches as well as any place else. If you or your local preacher feels bad vibes in or around your church, call Pinky Diablo's exorcism services. It couldn't hurt, and it's real cheap! Stayed Tuned to the Pink Channel for All Your Hurricane Rita Updates
Pinky D has lashed himself to a pole on the sea wall at Port Arthur, Texas and will be making psychic transmissions to the off-shore feline call center. These will be phoned in to the Diablonator which will in turn create hourly reports of hurricane Rita.
Pinky Offers Advice on How to Clean Up Your Miserable Life
Use Pinky Diablo's Miracle Wipes to clean up those messy problems in your life. Evil influences, dirty thoughts, syphilitic scabs, and demon posessions can all be wiped away with the flick of the wrist. Buy a pack for all your friends. Now with lemon oil.
Pinky Diablo in the Eye of the Hurricane
Here is the eye of Rita. Pinky prays that everyone has gotten out of the path of this rampaging, red-eyed woman.
Pinky Holds Back the Power of Nature
Pinky D is shown here holding back the waves on a recent vacation. He will be using this power to hold back the water from Galveston where he has many friends.
Pinky D's Word of the Day
shambles \SHAM-bulz\ noun
1 : a place of mass slaughter or bloodshed *2 : a scene or state of great destruction : wreckage 3 : a scene or state of great disorder or confusion : mess
Example sentence: The tornado ripped through the parking lot leaving Pinky Diablo's trailer in shambles — strewn with panties, frames and peanut pattie pieces.
Did you know? How does a word meaning "footstool" turn into a word meaning "mess"? Start with the Latin "scamillum," meaning "little bench." Modify the spelling and you get the Old English "sceamol," meaning "a footstool" or "a table used for counting money or exhibiting goods." Alter again to the Middle English "shamele," and the meaning can easily become more specific: "a table for the exhibition of meat for sale." Pluralize and you have the base of the 15th-century term "shambles," meaning "meat market." A century takes "shambles" from "meat market" to "slaughterhouse," then to figurative use referring to a place of terrible slaughter or bloodshed (say, a battlefield). The scene of a slaughter can get messy, so it's logical for the word to pick up the modern sense "mess" or "state of great confusion." Transition accomplished.
Pinky Blows Smoke
Pinky Diablo can blow smoke in lovely patterns out of every orifice on his body. Call now to reserve Pinky for your next corporate party. September 22, 2005
More of Pinky's Psychic Photography: Proof of God's Existence
Pinky has again amazed the world with his psychic pinhole photographs made from an oatmeal canister. This time he has captured the image of the invisible hand of God. Search eBay under pink psychic godhead to bid on this one-of-a-kind miracle.Pinky Diablo's Frail Useless Wings
Pinky's angelic insect wings are really of no use. They are much too small for his imposing frame and the skin where they attach is always red and chapped. Pinky can only surmise that he is descended from angels.
Pinky's MRI
Pinky had a doctor's appointment today. Here is the MRI of his lower back. His doctor said to lift less hay and eat more pie.
Pink Patron Saints of Pink Pants
Saints Fillipi and Mr. Crackers will protect all who wear pink pants and/or panties. Here is the prayer: Oh holy Saints Fillipi and Mr. Crackers, keep all that is within these pants safe from danger. Ward off evil stains and straying eyes. Keep this package safe and pink until it arrives at its final destination which is heaven. Amen.
Pinky's New Pink Diablo Mustard
While this yummy mustard is great on hot dogs, it makes the coolest pink deviled eggs.
September 21, 2005
Pinky Diablo, Man or Machine
Pinky has replaced his human staff with the Diablonator. It can find images on the internet, tint them pink, and create perfectly spelled witty captions. The off-shore feline call center is still is operation. 
Pinky is Pro Choice
Pinky likes to have a wide variety of choices at every major life turn. It's his right.
On The Fourth Day Pinky Created the Racoons and Other Forest Vermin
It took Pinky 453 days just to create all the mammals. After all, Pinky is not God. 
Young Pinky Digs to China
While it may politically incorrect to think of Chinese people walking upside down with wide brim hats and wooden sandals, that's what Pinky thought he would find when he dug to China. When it looked like there was going to be no China before lunch, Pinky and his digger friend decided to turn their labor into a swimming pool. As they filled the hole from the hose, the sides collapsed into a huge mudflow. Before the afternoon was over there was a 6 ft. by 6 ft. by 6 ft. mud wallow in the backyard. The two excavators got in a good mud bath before they were taken to their respective homes and punished.
September 20, 2005
Pinky Loves Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream
He ate so much last night he was as full as a tick.
Pinky's Artist Friends
Pinky's artist friends Chuck and George have a new website with politically incorrect t-shirts and paintings of voluptuous, obese pink men. Pinky owns one of the tiny pink jewels and it makes him squirm with glee every time he looks at it. Please click on his navel to see more amazing paintings! (Miss Love thought the click on the pic was a Pinky joke--but it's for real.)
Pinky's Pajamas and Bathrobes
Pinky has all his pajamas, bathrobes and pool loungewear created by the Roman tailors to the Vatican. He is such a good customer, they sometimes even slip Pinky a garment actually worn by the pope. This robe is Pinky's poolside favorite.
September 19, 2005
Pinky Diablo, Modern Rapunzel
Pinky is trapped in a tall, tall tower in the country. The only window is high up in the clouds, and Pinky enjoys watching birds and insects fly by his tiny porthole. The only difference between Pinky D and Rapunzel is the hair. Pinky will not be escaping anytime soon. Please Help the Foil Heads
Pinky has mentioned this before, but please take it to heart: people who wear foil on their heads cannot help themselves. They need you.
Pinky Diablo Hates Hay
Today Miss Love made Pinky make an emergency hay run. Miss Love even knew that the worst day of Pinky's life was connected to a hay hauling incident. Pinky took a friend to a nearby neighbor's field where they literally had to pick the hay bales from where they were growing in the field. Pinky was amazed at how straight the lines of hay bales were. The farmer must have planted those hay seeds really carefully. He and his friend piled hay bales 6 high on Pinky's ranch truck (which until now he thought was just for show).
Click on picture for a website all about hay and art.
Pinky's Intestinal Swab Reveals Heretofore Undiscovered Microbe
For you perverts: The swab was taken from the top down. A coathanger was unfolded and a Q-Tip duct taped to the end. Pinky's highly skilled manicurist carefully worked the contraption down his throat, into his stomach and finally through his small intestine. A culture was made and this new critter was found. The Intestinal Institute of Bowel Motivation is sponsoring a contest to name this new discovery.
Pinky Diablo, Master of Disguise
You'll never know if that lady with the cane who was squeezing tomatoes at the grocery store last night was Pinky Diablo or not. Here is part of his arsenal of latex body parts. He has an old family friend that worked for the CIA making presidential look-alikes. Over the years, this secret friend has slipped Pinky many of his amazing creations. Pinky is watching you! A Small Pink Triumphal Arch for a Small Pink Triumph
Every day that Pinky posts a new picture is a small triumph. Pinky knows there is Evil in the world, and it is watching to catch him in its jaws. Demons are logging on, even as you read this, to find out if Pinky missed a day. But every day that Pinky sends out his delightful info, is a day the apocalypse has been postponed another 24 hours. Thank you, Pinky!
September 18, 2005
The Birthplace of Pinky Diablo
Here is the actual room where Pinky Diablo was born. It is now in the Smithsonian. 
Pinky Gives Vera Wang a Run For Her Money
Pinky designed this gown for Miss Love to wear to the Zebu Ball after the State Fair show. He used a sheet, a blanket and 12 safety pins. 
Pinky's Halloween Costume
Pinky has been working on this mite mask for weeks. Don't let Pinky get under your skin. Honey Tongued Smooth Talker
Sometimes when Pinky talks about something passionately, ladybugs fly out of his mouth.
Pinky's Art Has a Hole in It
Most of Pinky's current art has a hole in it. He has been working on cutting ever more perfect holes with his Dremel tool and handy drill press. This is not the best hole Pinky has seen in terms of technique. But it's not too bad for a bazooka.
Find Pinky's Favorite Person in This Photo
Yes, Virginia, there is such a thing as love at first sight. The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Sometimes a thumb can be a powerful visual metaphor as in the case of this photo of Mrs. Volcik seconds before she was killed by a runaway shopping cart.Pinky's Game is Popular Among Pockmarked Deadbeats
Here are a few PD game phrases by Pinky followers:
Paraplegic dogs
Prurient diversions
Pachyderm droppings
Poison darts
Padded derrieres
Partially digested
Poodle dystrophy
Paraplegic dogs
Prurient diversions
Pachyderm droppings
Poison darts
Padded derrieres
Partially digested
Poodle dystrophy
Gene Simmons, Eat Your Heart Out
KISS ain't got nuthin' on this bovine babe! Pinky loves a good boiled tongue sandwich. He just wished it stayed this pink after cooking.
Pinky Sez, "Everyone Should Have a Party Room!"
Pinky and Miss Love added a rumpus room to their house complete with bar and second kitchen. As you can see, it was a fine investment. There are cat fights nightly.
Pinky Puts on Pink Passion Play
Pinky has recreated stories from the bible in life-sized dioramas in every room in his house. In this one, New Testament heroes are shown rescuing crazy people with tinfoil hats from a flood. It's always those folks with tinfoil headdresses that can least look after themselves. It's up to the foil-less to care for others. (Note the lack of attention to detail--such as hiding extension cords--that gives this diaorama its rustic charm.)
September 17, 2005
A Pinky Solution to an Everyday Problem
Pinky has to put his foot in his mouth so often, he made it detachable. 
September 16, 2005
Pinky Diablo, Caterer to the Stars
Cake baked by Pinky D for Baby Doll (retired stripper now a resident at a local nursing home). She cried and said it looked just like her in her prime.
Pinky's Service to Society Outweighs His Common Sense
A local Mexican restaurant offered to donated $1 for hurricane relief for every bowl of guacamole sold. Pinky raised $50 in 3 hours.Pinky Diablo and Piggly-Wiggly Offering Mammograms While You Shop
The next time you buy groceries at Piggly-Wiggly, visit Pinky (near the gumball machines) and have a mammogram! The results will be ready by the time you check out. Now, Pinky can't promise the experience will be less uncomfortable than at your doctor's office, but Pinky feels your pain. After you have your breasts mashed in front of all the gawking sacker boys, Pinky will let you kick him in the nuts. Turn about's fair play, ladies!
Pope Workshop Not Profitable for Pinky
Pinky wasted precious days on his trip to Rome last year. He was convinced he would be the next pope and enrolled in a week-long Learn to Be a Pope workshop. Now he knows the ballot box was rigged. Pinky feels schism coming on!The Eye of Pinky Diablo Sees All
Be careful what you do, because now that you have found Pinky D, he can see everything you do. (and not with his good eye--but with his psychic glass eye.)
September 15, 2005
Vatican to Crack Down on American Seminaries
Excesses such as this at American seminaries will soon be investigated by the Vatican. Don't expect the new pope to be as lenient as Pope Pinky would have been.
Pink Family Heirloom
This platter has been handed down from generation to generation in Pinky's family. It is often used for Thanksgiving turkeys, Xmas geese, and Easter bunnies. It is the plate on which John the Baptist's head was delivered to Salome. Each Thanksgiving a special dance is performed by a belly dancing friend of Pinky's commemorating that sad historic beheading. A life-sized sugar head surrounded by collard green leaves is presented on the platter to the eldest matriach in the Diablo clan.
You Can Only Push Pinky D So Far
A cat from the off-shore call center who moonlighted as a Pinky Diablo proofreader will be sleeping with the fishes tonight after not catching a misspelled word in a previous post. Pinky will not tolerate imperfection.
Four People Virtually Blessed Between 1:14 PM and 1:32 PM CST
If you were one of the four people that visited this site at the abovementioned time, you have received a special blessing from Pinky. It means you were reading about Pinky D while he was in the bathtub. (And Pinky doesn't bathe that often.)
Exercise Your Pink Matter With THE PINKY DIABLO GAME
What a way to while away the hours at work or at home! Play for five minutes or a lifetime! Simply come up with two word phrases in which the first word starts with P (as in Pinky) and the second word starts with D (as in Diablo). You can play against the clock, your friends, or just sit on the commode and play by yourself. Pinky plays this game every waking moment of his day.
pallid dervishes
putrid dough
partitioned dividers
paisley designs
parsley decorations
polish drunks
pickled daikon
pretty Dora
predictable divinations
preexisting demons
pallid dervishes
putrid dough
partitioned dividers
paisley designs
parsley decorations
polish drunks
pickled daikon
pretty Dora
predictable divinations
preexisting demons
Pinky's Not Worried About Gas Prices
He has his own oil wells and pink derricks on his tiny ranch. He has just purchased a fleet of 1972 Chevrolet pick-ups all painted pink with longhorns on the hood. Yeeee-Haaaw!
Pinky D is Like a Shell
Gritty and salty on the outside (yet strangely appealing). Moist and pink on the inside (and sometimes he can pop out a pearl!).
One Good Thing About Funerals
Pinky Diablo bemoans the fact that American funerals are often cold and impersonal. But one aspect actually has meaning--the after-service luncheon put on by the church ladies. This is America's hometown cooking at its finest and most loving. It is the purest form of comfort food, and to Pinky, much more meaningful and powerful than eating an old dry cracker at church.
Pinky D and Miss Love Perform at Ranch
Pinky D and Miss Love often reenact scenes from their early years before crowds of adoring fans at their ranch. Miss Love also performs zebu fortune telling while Pinky peddles pink painted rocks to the audience.
Pinky Diablo's Personal Gift For You
Place your hand on this lucky penny and share in Pinky's streak of good luck.
September 14, 2005
The McAlpen Creamery Disaster
In 1921, A disgruntled milk man from the McAlpen creamery put red food coloring in the tanks making all the milk, butter and ice cream pink for a week. Here is the crime scene. After serving 2 years in prison, he returned to town a broken man. He wandered the streets in a tattered woman's pink robe feeding milk to all the alley cats.
Shriveled Pink Ancestral Testicle
This is a family heirloom. It has been passed from generation to generation in Pinky's family. It is thought to be from biblical times and is supposedly the testicle from the patriach of the lost tribe of Isreal.
Page From the Pinky Diablo Coloring Book
Pinky Colored this one. This is the president his Aunt is named after--Grover Cleveland. Pinky Apologizes Again
The photograph accompanying the last post was misleading at best. Here is a more accurate portrayal of Pinky. He is still armed and dangerous.
Diablo Inc. Voted Best Company to Work For
Employees of Pinky enjoy special perks. For example, the hairless cats that man the off-shore feline call center, are treated to a daily puppet show during the lunch break. Talented Javanese puppet masters are imported in two-month rotating shifts. It costs Pinky a pretty penny to keep his kitties satisfied.
Pinky Diablo's Brain Cells Under the Microscope
As expected, when third graders at the local public schools drilled a core sample from Pinky Diablo's brain, tiny shells and peanuts were found, proving the theory of Intellegent Design.
September 13, 2005
Pinky's Very Masculine Hairy Back
If you love macho men and art, Pinky D's your man. Pinky's back is like a Vincent Van Gogh painting. The swirls of hair and grease express the Diablonator's existential alienation similar to Vincent's Starry Night where the undulating heavens echo the troubled, turbulent mind of a misunderstood genius. Hirsute is dope, dude! (Note to Pinky's brother: save these blogs if you wanna be famous and rich after Pinky D's demise!)
Pinky Diablo was a Nude Model
In college Pinky Diablo decided to model nude for a private art class. The old teacher said she was a student of the famed Nicolaides which was reason enough for Pinky to strip and pose in her home on the fireplace hearth for a group of overly serious lady sketchers. Needless to say it was an embarassing fiasco involving donuts and bad drawings!
Pinky Diablo and His Water Organ
Pinky is seen here performing on his world class organ. Each note is connected to a spray of water providing an invigorating onstage shower for retired soprano, Beverly Sills, who is one of Pinky's most famous benefactresses.
Pinky Diablo, Friend to All Animals
Like St. Francis and Dr. Doolittle, Pinky is the saviour of animals. This poor hog was rescued from an infamous heavy petting zoo in Texas. Pinky is rehabilitating him and trying to teach him to jump hurdles. "Jump, Piggy, Jump!" If this proves unsuccessful, Pinky plans to move him into the trailer next to the house and let him watch TV for the rest of his natural life.
Pinky D's Dirty Little Secret
Pinky once murdered a coconut while on a PCP rampage. He is very remorseful and refuses to drink Pina Coladas to this day.
Pinky Unleashes the Power of the Atom
But He will use it only for Good. He has figured out how to shrink objects to make his own HO and Z scale railroad models with lifelike accuracy. He then plans to sell the objects for at least 25 cents each at his next garage sale. Proceeds go to charity.
Pinky D Becomes Consultant at McDonald's
You don't have to be happy to eat at McDonald's anymore. Try our new Pinky D Unhappy Meal.
September 12, 2005
Sing, Little Grubworm, Sing
Pinky's grubworm relaxes after a exhausting performance at Huricane-Aid. The concert included a lovely rendition of Five Feet High and Risin'. The grubworm was practically dehydrated by the time it crawled back to the green room.
Diabolic Tower of Death
You are invite to witness the amazing Pinky Diablo dive off a 300 ft cable access channel signal tower into a 10 gallon wash tub wearing only a bowtie and a smile. The big splash will be this Saturday at sunrise.
Pinky Introduces Miss Love to Granny D
Granny D loves her daughter-in-law, Miss Love. Sometimes she lets Pinky's charming bride pull her strings.Pinky Diablo Worked in His Studio All Day
And he created this masterpiece. He never stops being amazed at himself. 
Pinky Diablo, Thankless Philanthropist
Pinky's portrait was unveiled at the celebrity studded gala for Gifted Children with Warts. (GCW) Pinky asks you to dig deep in your pockets for his pet cause. Pinky is a GCW survivor. Please wear your pink and lime green ribbons.
Pink History Lesson
Pinky has always loves the Rosetta Stone. He has a small model of it that he often carries with him. Here is the Egyptian hieroglyph for MEN'S ROOM .
September 11, 2005
Pinky Regrets His Lying Ways
Pinky apologizes for the white lie he told earlier. This is a picture of his real bedroom. If your house is not this messy, Pinky says he can't be your friend. He will endeavor to curb the lies. It may take a village.
Pinky D-ism of the Day
Pinky believes that cleanliness is next to Godliness. Here is Pinky D and Miss Love's bedroom. If your house is not this clean, Pinky can't be your friend. Pray for a maid. (By the way, Miss Love once lived in Godley, Texas. It is next to Klenly, Texas)Pinky Diablo's Situational Art Contextualizes Itself Ad Infinitum
Here is Pinky's Untitled #4695. As you can see by the surroundings, this enigmatic piece is in the Nasher Sculpture Garden in Dallas, TX. 
Pinky Diablo's Diabolical Pink Culinary Masterpiece
Pinky has created this beautiful pink marzipan heart for the American Heart Society's annual banquet. It stands 4 ft high and will be the centerpiece for the dessert table. What AHS doesn't know is that it is full of 50 gallons of red syrup that will begin pumping and spewing out the top as soon as anyone comes near the table. Pinky has secretly hired on as a waiter for the occasion so he can videotape the ensuing mayhem. Shades of Carrie. The video will be for sale.
Miss Love Expecting Calf Before Nightfall and Needs Your Help
Miss Love is praying for a heifer. Please pray with her. (Unfortunately, Pinky has previous prayer plans.)
Pink Hybrid Created by Katrina
When cities are swept away by the fury of Neptune, and the sea swallows up the land, odd creatures come into being. So the next time you visit the beach, be sure to bring along some carrots for the sea bunnies. Pinky Diablo Discovers the Holy Grail
Pinky has good reason to believe that he has purchased the true holy grail on Ebay. It is being kept in an undisclosed location. Pinky predicts that when Jesus comes back to earth he will seek out the grail. Pinky has already planned a tea party to end all tea parties when that blessed day arrives. Diablo Inc. is soon publishing a book titled, High Tea with Jesus: High Time for an Apocolypse. It will include recipes, and photographs (with a stand-in actor for Jesus. If you think you have a Jesus look, please let Pinky know-- auditions begin soon).
September 10, 2005
Where Pink Comes From
Vegetarians often miss out on the delight of pinkness. Pinky will pray for vegetarians, vegans, and other alternative eaters. Pinky Diablo, Marine Biology 101
Scientists studying a whale carcass in Monterey Canyon recently announced the discovery of two new species of unique worms that feed on the bones of dead whales. The worms have no eyes, legs, mouths, or stomachs, but they do have colorful feathery plumes and green "roots." They use the roots to infiltrate the bones of dead whales, digesting the fats and oils inside with the help of symbiotic bacteria. Marine biologist Pinky Diablo classified the new worms, placing them in a new genus called "Osedax," which is Latin for "bone devourer."
Pinky Diablo's Stories From the Old Testament
From Tiny Pink Acorns, Mighty Pink Oaks Grow
Treat Pinky with love, kindness, and champagne, and he will grow to fill your heart with the abundance you so deserve.
Pinky Diablo, Repairman Extrordinaire!
Don't let just any repair monkey into your home, call Pinky Diablo. He'll fix the TV and that broken heart. You'll want to hire him for all your repair needs.
Pinky Diablo, Caterer to the Stars
"Another piece of pie?" At Pinky D's you'll never go home hungry. 
Miss Love Fights for Animal Rights
Miss Love says heavy petting zoos are not natural. Please help expose this Texas disgrace.
Pinky's Word of the Day
odious \OH-dee-us\ adjective: arousing or deserving hatred or repugnance : hatefulExample sentence: Pinky Diablo, although handsome and debonair, was an odious person: cruel, violent, and deceitful, willing to do anything to anyone to gain the wealth and power he craved.
Did you know? "Odious" has been with us since the days of Middle English. We borrowed it from Anglo-French, which in turn had taken it from Latin "odiosus." The Latin adjective came from the noun "odium," meaning "hatred." "Odium" is also an ancestor of the English verb "annoy" (another word that came to Middle English via Anglo-French). And, at the beginning of the 17th century, "odium" entered English in its unaltered form, giving us a noun meaning "hatred" or "disgrace" (as in "ideas that have incurred much odium").
*Indicates the sense illustrated in the example sentence.
September 9, 2005
Pinky's Messin' With Your Head
Count the black dots along the pink lines. Another miracle from Pinky D!
Pableaux Diablo's Colonoscopy
Pinky's daddy has developed the same color saturated colon condition! Here is his latest view. 
Sometime I Feel Like Little David from the Bible
And sometimes I feel like the big severed head of Goliath!
Pinky Diablo Finds Himself in a Sherlock Holmes Mystery
"I can't afford to keep buying these monkey suits, boss," Pinky D complained to Sherlock. "That Mrs. Hudson is a BEAST!"
Pinky Keeps You Cool in the Dog Days of Summer
Pinky Diablo is like a cool breeze up your skirt. Thank you, Pinky D! 
September 8, 2005
How Pink was Created
On the seventh day God rested for a while. Then she got tired and decided to do some taggin' in the garden.
Pinky D's Bull Fighting Career Finished
Pinky has had one too many close calls in the bull fighting arena. While he loves the sparkly clothes and the adoring crowds, he is hanging up the cape. He will, however, be available as parade marsh